Six

Antisocial Nerd

[Hombre Imparable @Hombrelmparable]

La razón por la que John Wick no mató al portero Kevin Nash es una locura: John dice, “Has perdido peso”, Francis responde, “Más de 60 kg”. El actor dice que era un código:

“No podías haber perdido tanto peso. Eso era yo diciéndole cuántas personas había allí.”

[Aku N’esi Obi Ike (I) @Kasieobi_1]

“Under GEJ, there was only one kidnapping of school children by the terrorists, & the entire world was in protest against the govt. Under Buhari, in 8 yrs, there were 10 school abductions, & under 3 yrs of Tinubu govt, it has surpassed 10 & the world is keeping quiet”

—Peter Obi

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

Just a friendly reminder:

Minimum wage exists because they would pay you less if they could

[Manuel🦅 @ManuelX9999]

no institution on this planet weaponizes incompetence like the Nigerian government.

[Tobi the runner @TobiTheRunner]

You attend the training session of many Nigerian coaches- and most of what they do is run. They are always running.

Ogenyi Onazi came to an academy session one time, stood about 30 metres away from the players, and asked them to aim a pass at his chest.

Not 1 player. 5 tries.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

Now I want you to see the complicity by financial institutions in aiding terrorism:

1. A citizen is kidnapped.
2. Contact is made to the family by the terrorists.
3. Negotiations are made and an account is provided.
4. Ransoms of 30m and above is sent at once to a particular account.
5. The account is not flagged for any reason.
6. No POS operator has 50m in cash, sitting idly, so transfers of smaller amounts are made to other accounts provided by the terrorists.
7. Some of these terrorists walk into banking halls to cash their spoils.
8. Banks have them on CCTV, their BVN is visible, they have visible addresses.
9. They are ignored... The POS company refuses to render any assistance.
10. Case dies quietly and we move unto the next.

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

I think becoming the parent you needed is a disservice to our kids because there is always the possibility that that’s not the parent they need .

[Six @Ser_Bart]

😭

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

🚨GRAVE

Neymar contraiu peste bubônica. Ancelotti descarta corte acreditando que isso pode ser uma vantagem e usará o jogador como arma biológica para infectar outros jogadores.

🗞️@CazeTVOficial

[NBA Jah @JahlilWill]

This trend of opponents hoping Wemby gets suspended to make their path easier is objectively becoming hilarious.

[tony wonder shady facts 🌟 @blunderyuri]

i think jesse plemons should have one million oscars on his shelf by now and one of them should be for game night

[Gege @nigeriasbest]

Nigerian pastors just follow their congregants across the world.....opening branches wherever they Japa to.....

Never pausing to challenge the bad governance that has driven their flock away....

In fact they even host the same politicians in their churches....

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu just provided further details on his heavily hyped Renewed Hope Agenda, and the sheer mathematics of this project is deeply disturbing, especially since this mega scheme is aggressively marketed as a lifeline to better the lives of ordinary Nigerians.

In the quoted tweet below, President Tinubu claimed that exactly ₦128 billion in mortgages has been generously delivered to 1,859 families at a fixed interest rate of 9.75% spread over 20 long years through the Ministry of Finance Incorporated.
On the surface, this looks like the ultimate utopian dream project, primarily because a 9.75% mortgage rate is ridiculously low, especially when you compare it to the predatory standard market rates which presently sit anywhere between 20%, 25%, 30%, or even higher depending on the bank.
However, even with this seemingly charitable low interest rate, a simple, cold mathematical breakdown instantly exposes that these supposed affordable homes are entirely out of reach for the average, hardworking Nigerian in whose very name this multibillion Naira PR project is being violently advertised.

To see this blatant scam, simply divide ₦128 billion among 1,859 families, and you will rapidly discover that the average mortgage size is a staggering, eye-watering ₦68.8 million per home. Now, under the exact terms quoted by Tinubu, which is 9.75% interest over 20 years with a mandatory 10% equity contribution of roughly ₦6.8 million, a single family would have to reliably cough up roughly ₦600,000 to ₦650,000 every single month just to service this impossible mortgage.

This mathematical reality clearly demonstrates that the policy architects behind this Renewed Hope Agenda have completely, and spectacularly lost their minds, their touch with reality, and their basic common sense.
First of all, the brand new minimum wage recently signed into law in Nigeria is an alleged, highly disputed ₦70,000, which is an insulting amount that many state governors claim they cannot even afford to pay, sustain, or budget for. Even with this symbolic, poverty-level wage, the average Nigerian that these houses are supposedly built for would genuinely need to starve, save every single kobo, and work for one full uninterrupted year just to afford a single one-month mortgage repayment. Currently, absolutely no middle-class citizen in Nigeria with an honest, verifiable, and legitimate source of living can ever afford to burn this massive amount every month for a house, no matter how stupid, lavish, or financially reckless they want to be.

Now this begs the incredibly obvious, screaming question: why on earth is the Tinubu administration deliberately wasting ₦128 billion (a massive $90 million) to provide subsidized affordable housing to a tiny fraction of 1,859 families who are obviously loaded with cash, highly connected, financially immune, and can easily afford luxury apartments, fund their own private estates, secure massive commercial bank loans, or buy premium properties outright?
This ridiculous allocation of scarce public funds makes zero strategic sense because the exact amount quoted for this vanity project is comfortably enough to buy about 4 highly advanced MQ-9 Reaper drones, fully equip them, heavily arm them, and ship them straight to the bleeding frontlines of Northern Nigeria.
These military-grade drones can stay airborne for 30 continuous hours, monitor the entire terror-infested forests in Borno in less than one hour, track moving targets, and violently update the Nigerian military in real time for any mass gatherings of armed bandits, hostage holding areas, illegal gold mining operations, or cross-border insurgent movements.

The colossal amount of money involved in this project is not merely the ₦128 billion senselessly wasted so far. Obviously, before this entire grand, systemic money laundering scheme is fully completed, more than ₦320 billion will have magically vanished, migrated, and evaporated from the Nigerian Treasury directly into the bloated private offshore accounts of ghost contractors, corrupt civil servants, APC campaign financiers, loyal party chieftains, and the ruling party's untouchable inner circle.

This is complete madness. Our brave men in uniform are constantly being taken by surprise, ambushed, and rounded up by ragtag terrorists simply because their vulnerable forward operating bases do not come equipped with basic acoustic sensors, infrared thermal cameras, night vision goggle, or basic aerial reconnaissance drones to serve as early warning mechanisms. Yet the Commander in Chief is cheerfully burning hundreds of billions of Naira under the guise of public welfare, deliberately laundering public treasury funds into the deep back pockets of shady construction companies, and happily providing heavily subsidized affordable housing to his ultra-rich, highly privileged, and politically connected friends.

[Ada @ada4amaka]

Uncomfortable Truth 101:
90% OF AFRICAN OLD MONEY CAME FROM SELLING OUT THE COUNTRY...

[Six @Ser_Bart]

I still remember Mrs. Obioha till today.

Hope she’s doing okay.

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[gids @gidikariuki]

We need a World Cup in China during our lifetime

[𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒓 𝑫𝒂 𝑳𝒂𝒈𝒆 @odalage]

Dans un monde idéal, tous les arbitres de la Coupe du monde auraient démissionné en solidarité avec leur collègue somalien.

[ÀwámáridinifẹOlúwasímí Esq😚 @Awamaridiii]

When I hear people say this, I automatically assume you're a Yahoo boy/girl.

Because you can't be in the job market with us and be saying this nonsense.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

when you’re younger and dating you might not notice it, but as you get older you start realizing how important curiosity is. someone not asking questions, not wanting to know you… is an instant ick.

[Six @Ser_Bart]

Goat meat pepper soup seriously begs to differ.

[ọrẹ @orethebrave]

as a real food lover, i put it to you that catfish peppersoup is actually the best kind of peppersoup.

[Six @Ser_Bart]

Make una boycott the World Cup.

Amelika no fit bomb all of una in retaliation.