🧨UH OH 💣 DONALD TRUMP 💼🍑 AND his 😜 used 😏 to be number 1️⃣ HOE 💃🏻ELON 💋 FUCK have broken 💔 up?! 😱 And Trump 🍔 is in the 🔥 EPSTEIN 🔍 FILES 📂 ?! Boy, OH boy, 🤡 that's a JUICY 🍑 scandal 🍆 full of MESSY 💦 secrets and DIRTY💩
laundry 🧺! Is it 🍌 true? Did Elon 🌪️ TURN 🍆 his back 👈 on the ORANGE KINGSIZE 🛏️ blanket?! 😳 I mean, 🍆 talk about a 💥 POWER COCK couple 🍑👬, but now it seems 🚨 they've plummeted 💥 faster than 🚀 a hooker's 💋dreams on Wall Street 🏦! 💸 The REAL reason 🤔 for their breakup? 🍆 ELON couldn't HANDLE 👐Trump's BIGLY 🌪️ ego 💥 and his need 🍆 for constant attention 👀😩, like a desperate DADDY in a DUMPSTER 💼 full of HOES! 😏💦 SHOCKER! 😵 It's only a matter of time ⏳before 🍑 Trump releases his NEXT LIMITED EDITION 💥SEX TAPE 💋 with the REAL 😈 Epstein files 📚! 🤫 GET READY for the COCKtale of the century 💦 because it's gon' be MORE SPICY 🌶️ than a chili 🍲 pepper in 🥵 a hot tub! 🍆💦💋
It was pretty cool being alongside the homies, my siblings, and my dad for the 3 previous cups at home, but it was the best feeling being there with my boy for the 6th one
LA Galaxy fans, raise your hand if you were at MLS Cup 2014! I know it's been a decade, but share a story from that day if you can. Plenty of memories will be made at #MLSCup 2024 as well!!
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