Serena Sarch

I sleep on the right side of the bed with my socks off

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

Kylie hid a pregnancy for 9 months but my mom still doesn’t know I threw a rage in her house in high school so who’s the real winner here

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

Found out today that my grandpa orders a homemade pie every weekend and eats the entire pie himself throughout the week until it’s time to order the next. That’s the tweet. I have nothing else to say.

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

You know how in movies when someone wakes up from a coma one of the first questions they ask is who the President is and everyone is so happy when they get it right. That’s how I feel right now.

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

I don’t think I’ve ever tried this hard to solve a math problem as I am trying to figure out all the different ways Biden can get to 270

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

@should_b_workin Reminds me of the famous quote “If I had more time I would have written a shorter letter”

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

ah it’s Labor Day I better pack up my white jeans I’ve been wearing all summer...o wait

[2024 Democratic National Convention @DemConvention]

"Americans learned a critical lesson: how vulnerable we are when we are divided – and how many lives can be lost when our government is incompetent." – @AndrewCuomo

#DemConvention

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

COVID isn’t a political issue and it should never have been politicized.

Masks should never have been turned into political symbols by the president.

None of us are safe until all of us our safe.

Tell the truth, Mr. President.

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

I just donated to @AOC. Will you help chip in? --> https://t.co/8K5ch2lH5W

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump has now concluded that wearing masks is a good idea. That's great. Tragically, for thousands who unnecessarily died, it's three months too late. We need a government that believes in science, not one undermining the CDC. For the health of our nation, Trump must go.

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

Imagine if everyone donated $5-15 of their stimulus check signed by Donald Trump to @JoeBiden’s campaign and Trump funded his own loss in November - https://t.co/gLJJthxa0w

[Alex Sarch @should_b_workin]

Had a paper rejected from a good journal, but that's commonplace. Merits a tweet bc usually we only tweet our successes. Lucky to get helpful reviews so will revise & resubmit elsewhere. Just part of the game. Rejection isn't failure but an inevitable part of almost any success

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

No mammograms? We cured breast cancer.

No HIV tests? We eradicated HIV.

No pregnancy test? No baby.

The White House logic that without testing there is no virus is denial on a national scale.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

This virus does not respond to politics or party.

It responds to what we do.

Wear a Mask. Everyone Wear a Mask.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Yesterday the US hit a record high for new COVID cases.

WEAR A MASK.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

NY should lead the way and pass the “Say Their Name” Reform Agenda:

1. Make police disciplinary records transparent
2. Ban chokeholds
3. Make false race-based 911 reports a hate crime
4. Attorney General must act as independent prosecutor for any police murder case

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Notice how conservatives use the language of “coup” and “insurrection” to describe Black people challenging structural racism.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Why are black people dying from #COVID at higher rates than white people? Why are health outcomes worse in communities of color? Why did George Floyd die? Why does this happen again and again? It’s all related.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

NY has received hundreds of donated masks from all around the country, from red states and blue states.

They were sent because Americans are unified and generous and kind.

Our politicians should aspire to be at least half as good as the American people.

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

my mom is a public school ~orchestra~ teacher and as she was doing her zoom class today one of her 4th grade students held up a sign that said “I’m signing up for BAND next year” and if that kid doesn’t win social distancing then idk who does

[Serena Sarch @SerenaSarch]

the biggest adjustment I’ve had to overcome in the pandemic is not being able to lick the Cheeto dust off my fingers