Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.
Remember, all this is happening because we found out that a bunch of Somalis have allegedly set up daycare businesses that have no kids in them and are fraudulently scamming the American people of BILLIONS of dollars, so we sent in law enforcement to stop it.
Lisa Rinna is better than me bc the moment he leaned across that coffee table at me I would’ve turned the show into Baddies Scotland edition #TraitorsUS