SimplySerg

Special ability: Instantly forgetting whatever you just told me ~~ 28 and Clueless (He/Him)

[coffee ꕤ @buwygibxo]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈🌈

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[arman @SURVlVALHORROR]

me at the janet jackson biopic when she gets on the super bowl halftime stage with justin timberlake

[ceecee 💛 @clayberrii]

yall ever hear a song you feel like you might like eventually but you haven’t unlocked the music taste for it

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[tori 🌹🌻 @plantbasedagony]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I love hearing “in the interest of time” during meetings. Yes. Let’s wrap this up quickly!

[Wirelyss 👁️‍🗨️💫 @wirelyss]

omgggg got the last one!

[💚Josie 🏳️‍⚧️ ♪ @MsBin117]

Everyone's reaction to her simply saying you shouldn't be drinking on the job really does show how fucked parliament is.

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

see what the power of the internet can hold

[bby kell @kellykinoki]

I wanna go to the fucking beach with my motherfucking Friends

[med is seeing bts @sopekooky]

When I was younger and celebrities talked about Cher i genuinely thought they were referring to Cher Lloyd

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Republic Records @RepublicRecords]

“if you knew better boy, you would do better”

[ro @divineside]

ten years later and still chills in my pussy https://t.co/7BpIZOVeWM

[sophist @no_sophist]

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library

[✰ @YOURESODEAD]

overly walkable. spongebob don't got a license and somehow be everywhere

[777 @_garrettcharles]

I know she felt skinny as fuck after this

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

And nobody’s life improved👍

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

has everyone lost their fucking minds