Sergio Aldana

The Boy King of Being Annoying. Pretending to know nothing! Co-host of @werejustslayin

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Me when I’m finally caught and sent to the RFK wellness camp sponsored by Tesla

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Why is my work place playing bathhouse music to pump us up for the onsite?

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Currently watching avengers endgame encore because my sister apparently doesn’t remember a close to 4 hr movie. But honestly this is kinda boring infinity was way better

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@people Whose is going to keep the massive tits?

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@Isnosomnia One for me?

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A full on threat!

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@Isnosomnia

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@Isnosomnia I see you that you didn’t mention mental stability I guess you haven’t mastered that yet

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@Isnosomnia That’s more like you when you take the wrong bus

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@Isnosomnia I’m already back bitch

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@Isnosomnia Yeah going to be subtweeting you

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My sister’s wake up music while driving is fucking HAMILTON. Someone please end it for me

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@Isnosomnia Did you get it because your boss has Covid. Or was your boss giving out the shots?

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I’m afraid that I might be too woke for ice skating

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There���s aquatic Jump rope

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Currently watching a water dance show? I can’t follow the story. Underwater Star Wars I think? I feel like my drink was spiked with acid

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@Isnosomnia @werejustslayin Clean up your work space

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@Isnosomnia @yuppiecompost She abuses the men in her life

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Wow @Isnosomnia calling me a big fat bitch all day today

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When I see my old job post about the new hires the only thing I want to tell them all is run