Tinkerfloof Merplöf

Unsupervised HFA with tools. Crafter, brewer, tinker, smith, artist, serial volunteer, pack of fuzzy sergal-loaf trouble. No fascist punks, kthx. He/Him + merp

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

Please go follow @SergalProjects if you like what I create and would like to see more of - I am generally posting more there nowadays, and I post my project updates there.

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

Look at this guy. Pal of @WrestlenTwan diving in to tattle to my employer. Not that he got the right KronTech. Would you like to talk with my boss about how you're stanning for alt-right pals over ridiculous demands that @donttrythis change his stream to not offend little alties?

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@DrgnExile That about sums it up.

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@whorgi Without further comment: https://t.co/wyEmFT4sem

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

I woke up at @DenFurCO because I'm not a fascist incapable of playing by basic rules of social conduct. You Raiders do realize if you'd... you know, maybe not collapse conventions and shirk basic codes of conduct, you would actually be *welcome*?

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

I woke up at @DenFurCO because I'm not a fascist incapable of playing by basic rules of social conduct. You Raiders do realize if you'd... you know, maybe not collapse conventions and shirk basic codes of conduct, you would actually be *welcome*?

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@DogpatchPress @Dalton_Raccoon @SamHyena Sounds like more fun than being a basement LegoNazifur

[DenFur 2026 @DenFurCO]

Hey all! We're a real con now, with false fire alarms included! Go back go bed all, Crowne plaza staff accidentally tripped the fire alarm and they severely apologize for the loss sleep and concern!

Thanks-!

-Treble, Con Chair

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@VixusFoxy @m_m_myers "Virtue signaling" Oh lordy the altfurs are going to propagandize the heck out of you literally using their own language.

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@MiniMikeKD Oh - er. I stand corrected. Someone aboard has definitely pulled mud in their shorts. Good lord, Surrey.

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

Related: Lake City station reeks of forestfire AND fermenting secondhand canned spaghetti. Not a good odor.

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@MiniMikeKD BO fug, cheap colognes and cheaper spilled stale beer. AKA: ordinary Skytrain reek.

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@haemish_smash Yup. Definitely the main reason I use the altfur blocker. Though with my own curation. I don't entirely align with their judgement. Definite uptick in altie noise lately. Almost like a ton of them are out of school and unsupervised right now.

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

The wildfire smoke here is pretty awful, but the interior has it a lot worse. Hope you inner BC furs are okay!

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@haemish_smash One of them is insisting they aren't altfurry at me despite nakedly using the (((brackets))), among other charmingly nasty things. I'm not sure they get nuanced concepts.

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@Riothatesyou @DeoTasDevil @snofox2 @peppercoyote Yup. Gotta get that hog-crankin' in to... *checks notes* "freelance journaliz--"
Christ on a crutch, I keep misspelling "unemployed altfurry quisling"

[Deo ❤🖤 @DeoTasDevil]

@SergalTinker @snofox2 @peppercoyote it's so meta to have a cringe compilation in human form talking about making cringe compilations.

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@snofox2 @DeoTasDevil @peppercoyote Yes. Exposure. Because companies just love to sponsor petty journali-- oh bother, there I go misspelling "unemployed and bored alt-liters" again

[Tinkerfloof Merplöf @SergalTinker]

@snofox2 @peppercoyote You're not big or clever.