Alex

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

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[Alex @SergeantMAD]

http://t.co/yUt5VCn4 I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant.

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

http://t.co/CNaEKg94 How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

http://t.co/D6kx9xMr I'm on hold and My call is important to them.

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

http://t.co/R6xGKYgU I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them.

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

http://t.co/1g3uRJut "The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now." - Inventor of the fruit cake.

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

http://t.co/6wZ3goHk Nothing warms the heart more than a father teaching his son how to clear his history.

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

http://t.co/H0tiqTF0 Whoa whoa, calm the fuck down Swiffer commercials, you're a wet paper towel on a stick.

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

Just for fun they should have the next Olympics in Ireland so they can call it the O'lympics. http://t.co/FqdPfsX5

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

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[Alex @SergeantMAD]

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[Alex @SergeantMAD]

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[Alex @SergeantMAD]

@planetside2 HOLY SMOKES am i happy or what

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

@planetside2 I MUST FIGHT FOR THE TERRAN!!! (but first i need a key)

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@planetside2 i keep refreshing my DMs but no messages from you guys show up =(

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

@planetside2 @zoid_john i've looked at my DMs and found nothing =(

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

@planetside2 @MarcoManvati Smoov the wishmaster, how about you realize my wish aswell?

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

@planetside2 my hands hurt from tweeting this much, can i just get a key please?

[Alex @SergeantMAD]

@planetside2 @Mojave18 any chance you can do that again?