Sarge

WW2 vet. Jeep for life. Cars rights activist

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

Okay that's it I've had enough. They keep banning my account for "hate speech". These fascists won't tolerate us cars speaking our minds so I'm gonna create a website. I'll drop the link when it's done but we can coordinate on there in the future.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

Sorry again for not tweeting for a while but they banned my account for a week cause all the replies to my last tweet where y'all were criticizing humans for being such bad drivers. I'm so sick of humans I wish we could just do what we want.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

Haven't been active on twitter for the last couple days cause I got into a freaking accident. Human drove me directly into a pole and skimped out so hard on the repairs. Hanging on by a thread right now.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

Now that I have a large following I'd like to use my platform as a place for us cars to air out our grievances. Reply to this tweet with the thing that annoys you the most about humans.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

Wow. My first viral tweet. I guess a lot of you related to being forced to sleep outside. Nice to know I'm not alone.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

It's freezing outside. JUST LET ME GO IN THE GARAGE OR YOU CAN COME SLEEP OUT HERE WITH ME AND SEE HOW IT FEELS.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

It's freezing outside. JUST LET ME GO IN THE GARAGE OR YOU CAN COME SLEEP OUT HERE WITH ME AND SEE HOW IT FEELS.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

I was a war hero in WW2 and now I'm just used for Sunday drives. SMH.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

I've got a taillight out but I ain't telling. Hope he gets pulled over and gets a ticket.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

I literally have 10 miles left and this guy decides not to get me gas. I'm so dehydrated.

[Sarge @Sergeant_Sarge]

Anybody else tired of driving humans around???