Alejandro

Yes

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

Diet Coke

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

Y’all, I just submitted an essay, and when I tell you I made all of that shit up, I mean literally everything on that hoe was straight out out the Fucking dome, some Nicki Minaj type beat shit

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

Just thinking about the time Pele threw my diamonds pickaxe in the lava. Fuck you

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

@serotoninsloot

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

If you saw me in an episode of Zac and Cody when I was a kid, no you didn’t

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

My calculator app just released a new feature???????

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

there's literally no law that says you can't put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job, literally there's no law that says that

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

Mask it or Casket

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

YO YO YO YO YO YO YO

[ASIA CARTER. @badassfrench_]

damn if instagram dies off fr that’s a lot of influencers losing that bag because them ig h*es do not carry weight on twitter😭 it’s a tough crowd on here

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

I’m manifesting becoming this man when I’m a father

[Nura'ar @Nuraar]

Went on a walk, fogged up my glasses, and found this :)

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

the only state Trump won was Denial, deadass

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

The girl I like is a stooped biatch

[Alejandro @Sergio_AJimenez]

Whoever invented pizza went ✨off✨