💜Kelsey🖤

She/Her. Angry social worker. Dishing snark on this platform so that I can be a decent person in real-life. Views are my own.

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

Here. Some serotonin. And the reason why I can’t replace my 20-year-old furniture.

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

Making a payment on a car I haven’t even SEEN for a month feels like a scam. I should get one free skip.

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

The coolest part about being out is that my mother expects me to intimately know every single gay person, place, and event that has ever existed.

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

Owning your own business is a wild ride. Like some days I think I’m going to be poor forever and this isn’t going to work out and spiral and then some days I get three referrals in an hour and I’m like “yeah I’m killin it”. 🫠

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

I hate this holiday. I’ve always hated it. Even if the United States wasn’t exponentially disappointing, I would hate anything habitually celebrated by continuous explosions and gunfire for hours into the night and NIGHTS afterward……..

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

That time my car insurance suggested I would get in to a collision center faster if I used my superhuman strength to pull my passenger door out from the tire it’s wedged into and just drive it there myself. I thought the whole point of insurance was to keep your clients alive?

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

Happy month where corporate straight people try to make more money by creating nonsensical phrases and items they think the gays would prefer and change absolutely nothing else.

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

@wantaMARGaritaa The limit does not exist.

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

Spending my 31st birthday morning drinking coffee with two cats in my lap and straight up sobbing to an episode of Queer Eye. It’s a good day. 🥲

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

@chantweets_ I just voted for it before I even saw this lmao

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

@maggie_mae_89 The secret is to date A LOT of random internet strangers and then you’ll see that most folks are very weird or very unhealthy and then you’ll stop caring about yourself. 😂

[ChipmanForRichmond @MrLegacyJones]

Both Ann Lambert & Rae Cousins support a 2nd referendum on the casino and ignoring the first vote to reject the casino. This was just stated at the Richmond Crusade for Voters. Ann Lambert also said relief sent to tenants was used to buy BBL’s instead of paying their landlord😬

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

Oh man I’m going to have to work on my marketing pitch because that was NOT it 😂

[Alec Gunter 🇵🇸 @PunishedAG]

I love when TERFs ask whether I'd tell a schizophrenia patient that their hallucinations are real because the answer is that the hallucinations are real experiences that those people are having, and discrediting that experience is STRICTLY AGAINST best psychiatric practices.

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

@meganbennette @PayPal By then, they had sent the account to collections twice because they “determined it was my responsibility” and I just paid it after a year because I was tired of dealing with their bullshit and I never wanted to hear from them again.

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

@meganbennette @PayPal They’re the worst! Someone stole my identity two years ago and created an account. PayPal literally asked if it’s possible I made the account and just don’t remember. ☠️ They told me they shut it down on multiple occasions, but it took me contacting them for 8 months.

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

How do people go to work for like 45 years and not cry every single day?

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

@MojoFroyo_Dos @JLJLovesRVA @AdgResearch @LevarStoney @UrbanOneRadio @ChurchillDowns Also same!

[💜Kelsey🖤 @SerialSnark]

I got to the park to run only to find out that one of my AirPods is dead. This is a special kind of hell.

[Isabel @IzzyMSW]

It’s challenging being a Therapist and I don’t give myself/us enough credit. You have to be super self-aware and humble yourself everyday. You have to put your own stuff to the side and show up for others. Self-care looks different for us. I literally CANT have drama in my life.