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I'm the Precedent of the Americans. I have an I.Q. and live in the Whitehouse. My ancestors came over from Scotland on the first Trans-Atlantic steam train

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I have asked the security services to find out who has been selling N Korea atoms. This bomb testing must stop. I suspect Ayatollah Irani.

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World leaders are not afraid of me because of my manly handshake or that I might grab their pussy. This is FAKE news. They fear me for my high Eye Q. I have one of the best Eye Q ratings ever recorded in history.

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Shocked to see Theresa May giving the Queen the knee. Mother would have been distraught, How disrespectful. To think I helped this woman!

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@almannysbunnet With a name like Al Manny I'm guessing you are an Ayrab? Right? If I was president of Scotland, which I might be someday, I'd throw you out

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We can all learn something from History. If Nixon had shut down the Washington Post he would not have been impeached. Are you listening NBC

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I talked with the President of the Virginia Islands the other day. I found that he shared my views, unlike those Powherto Reekans

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@CNNPolitics Just like to say there is no truth in the rumor that Mar-a-Lago will received more state aid than Texas. Fake news! It will receive the same

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@cnnbrk You think these so called hurricanes will change my views on global warning? Big mistake. Fake science. Storm machine in N Korea. It's clear

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Since I threatened to unleash the fires of hell on N Korea 3 bigly hurricanes have come our way. I've noticed Kim. Big mistake. IQ is me!

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@almannysbunnet @WingsScotland I have alerted homeland security. Alt left thugs, clearly. Bang their heads. You just need to look at them. Nothing upstairs but hate.

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@paulwaugh @WingsScotland She's doing a great job. Fine woman. Took my advice. Oust the snowflake pinkos. It's true, I told her that. We'll all be bigly better off🇺🇸

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@almannysbunnet @JamesMelville Fake news. Jared Kushner will decide where the funds go not me. I trust him. Hurricane Texas is over So last week. Irma is bigly dangerous🇺🇸

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Someone leaked my plan for restricting EU immigrants to the UK. I've told Theresa to find the leaker. Brits really can't be trusted. So sad

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The bypass to my golf course should open the same time as my Bridge over the Forth of Firth. Mother left Scotland because of stuff like this

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Queen of England opened my new bridge over the Forth of Firth today. It links my Balmedie golf course to Edinburgh. Mother would be so proud

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@realDonaldTrump I told you, as my body double you have no right to make any decisions. All invasion plan meetings must be announced in secret. So bad.

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@pressjournal Don't usually get involved in local issues but this is a bad business decision by Westdykes. Golden shower on your customers? Not clever.

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@pressjournal My friend Stu will be able to drive from his Westhill office to Kingsford in 90 seconds, saving him over 1 hr travel per day, important.🇺🇸

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@davidtorrance You should join my inner circle. I need a new press secretary, no Latin though. Leave Scotland, mother did, she rarely spoke of any regret.

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Whenever I see Obama I get mentally sick. They really need to do a retrospective recount for historical accuracy. He's not American you know