Serious Duck

A Tabletop RPG Studio, 5.0e Content. The duck's name is Gilbert.

All A.I. art is **Placeholder Only** and will be replaced with real art drawn ASAP

[Serious Duck @SeriousDuckRPG]

Hey, @lukegygax, could you maybe tell @Wizards_DnD to stop leaning so hard into being "modern"?

Even with you on board, I won't be supporting WotC until they stop pandering to the worst people.

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@AmericanForkAFC Not a good look. Not a good look at all. Makes Mormons look like they're nothing but a bunch of filthy criminals.

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@AmericanForkAFC Maybe you could do something about your wildly corrupt police department? They are illegally arresting people, illegally putting out search warrants, illegally putting out arrest warrants, illegally pulling people over, illegally redacting information from body cams...

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@trolllordgames Currently playtesting a bunch of content for my first book. Got about 4 different campaigns testing it all at once.

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@rridof AI

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@memeslich

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@memeslich Meeee

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@DarringtonPress @startplaying You've gotta be an insanely racist company to employ the stain @JeremyECrawford that erased Half-Elves just because he was made uncomfortable by mixed-race.

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@DarringtonPress @UKGamesExpo @diceanddestiny I would avoid partnering with a company that employees racists like the guy who removed Half-Elves from DND because the premise of a mixed race character made him uncomfortable.

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@DarringtonPress Or you can skip since Darrington Press employs avid racists like Jeremy "Mixed race makes me uncomfortable" Crawford.

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Never forget that this guy removed Half-Elves because mixed-race characters make him uncomfortable. The racist currently works for @DarringtonPress, so you can be sure so see some Grade-A racism coming from there.

[Jeremy Crawford @JeremyECrawford]

Acquisitions Incorporated is this Saturday at PAX West! Come for the D&D shenanigans, and stay for the laughter, tears, and green flame!

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@JeremyECrawford Hey, are you that racist piece of shit that said half-breeds make you uncomfortable?

Pissant.

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@EugeneChu1 @AvantrisLegends I could go on.

I could also embellish, like how the reason half-breeds are gone is because the developers are apparently super racist and made "uncomfortable" by it (they're words, not mine).

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@EugeneChu1 @AvantrisLegends Weapon Masteries alone force DMs to completely re-evaluate encounters, and generally not for the better.

Paladin is completely *ruined*. It may as well just be a Charisma Cleric.

Half-Elves and Half-Orcs are super important to the lore of Faerûn, but they were removed.

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@YoDanno 6d20

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@AvantrisLegends I'll support when you confirm 5.0e support.

5.5 is no good.

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@memeslich Catering too much to western sensibilities.

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@JM_Goldstein @DnDMovie Absolute banger, too

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@memeslich Because technically they're not casting magic according to the flavor. They're doing technology.

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@YoDanno Nice