Jake Swedlund

[Jake Swedlund @SeriousHops]

What I have learned from being an Adult:
People who talk like they are making a bunch of money, aren't.
#truth

[Jake Swedlund @SeriousHops]

I am way lazier than I should be! and much less lazier than most.

[Jake Swedlund @SeriousHops]

@FuchsYoCouch it would be funny to remix "rap god" and call it "lap dog" n make it all about being lazy. lol I had to get that off my chest

[Jake Swedlund @SeriousHops]

Sixty-three percent of Americans don’t have enough savings to cover a $500 emergency- interesting

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@FuchsYoCouch haha yeha its like double gambling! We call them "window" games.. I pulled a 50, 100 and 300 off that dollar window game@bway!

[Jake Swedlund @SeriousHops]

@FuchsYoCouch I pulled 11 grand with my friend last weekend and broke even lol #playtoplay

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Ricky threads the needle on the @Timberwolves break! #NBAvine https://t.co/8l9qkjq4u8

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33 days til Vegas!!

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@crzycourt07 are you the person who this happened to? lol https://t.co/iBeJP1amoQ

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@B_Schwartz9 I would be equally mad if I was in the elevator and someone was jumping up and down in it!

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@B_Schwartz9 I'd be so pissed if I just got married and some cock sucker I invited to the wedding stuck me with that bill.

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FUCK!!! I DO NOT want to drive home.

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@FuchsYoCouch @ShawnHelin I mean I would miss out of earning 110 bones!
lol

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@LoDavis27 who the hell is this?!?! lol

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@FuchsYoCouch @ShawnHelin Its like 110 lol ;)

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@FuchsYoCouch @ShawnHelin yeah def cheap. but then ihave to take off 4 days of work which is alot more than 105 bones :(

[Jake Swedlund @SeriousHops]

@ShawnHelin fuck lol. idk i never been there.. someone just invited me to go salmon fishing in alaska in june.. that would be bad ass

[Jake Swedlund @SeriousHops]

@B_Schwartz9 wait what? its snowing? I thought I fell asleep and woke up in a gay porn..

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@ShawnHelin found a round trip flight 6.1-6.8 for only 154 bucks!