Tom Faden

not that witty

[Tom Faden @Serious_Tom]

I've said all I want to say. I'm deleting Twitter again

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I just had the greatest beetroot and sweet corn tart. Ali Faden probably made it. No shop bought tart is that fresh.

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I just shouted 'no we aren't, fuck off' when a Mercedes advert asked if the world was ready for a car that thought for itself

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So here we go

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I got Twitter back because I missed moaning at everyone whilst hungover

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@FreddieSavell ask Beyoncé

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The toilets in aspects cineworld smell like hifi main dance floor 3 years ago

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(Excuse the pun)

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I absolutely love my job. Straight up

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@FreddieSavell White Russians all round

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@FreddieSavell you've been a lazy boner since day

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Get a job in advertising they said. You'll do great work, they said

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@charlotteinskip oh young love

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@roamingdrinkers @HarryJTrott this is hilarious

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@BrunningTed #thatssoted

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@BrunningTed the only thing I'm telling milly is that you just hash tagged!

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The tweet that proved Freddie Savel is now a fully grown man https://t.co/QmMYAJJWjL

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Someone definitely puked in this taxi last night

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That bitch on the Natwest 'bills' advert has her eye rolling skills on point

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ASOS are cool, man