Al Crowe

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Penny had her last knee surgery today... she’s still groggy, but agrees that Matt Damon’s movies are still just stupid..
@JimmyKimmelLive @jimmykimmel

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@itsjameskennedy Calling someone “fat” is hurtful, and damaging to the way they view their self. Calling someone dumb, is a direct reflection of the way the dumbass looks in the mirror.

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@jimmykimmel

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You guys!! I think that little fella from @DropDeadDiva is on that @NBCSuperstore show! Get it little buddy!

[Al Crowe @SeriouslyItsAl]

@tomgreenlive #teammeangreen #teamtom

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I have a recurring dream that @DavidSpade is my Step Mother. Like, quit it with the reruns, and get a new haircut, Mom

[Al Crowe @SeriouslyItsAl]

@LukeBryanOnline wants to open a bar, but can’t even pick up the newspapers in his driveway..

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If only @SimonCowell could see what @AmericanIdol has turned into.. He’s probably rolling over in his grave.

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Leave Little Ryan alone. @RyanSeacrest #bullies

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@ThatKevinSmith stay strong. I need you.

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@heyjamesfranco last time I checked, a “contract” was negotiated... wether it was for 1 million a day, or $100 a day... that contract AGREED upon.. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Al Crowe @SeriouslyItsAl]

What an amazing & emotional journey @ThatKevinSmith took us on tonight! I felt a lump in my throat when he teared up! He’s just that good! 💚

[Al Crowe @SeriouslyItsAl]

@PaulyShore thanks for a great show, and awkward pic! I'm not mad!! 😉

[Al Crowe @SeriouslyItsAl]

@ThatKevinSmith I haven't tweeted you in months... hi... 🤗

[Al Crowe @SeriouslyItsAl]

@CalebReynolds CODY!!!!!

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Thank you for your service, @CalebReynolds

[Al Crowe @SeriouslyItsAl]

#TeamHannah @hannahferrier_

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@anthonyjeselnik do you empty your pockets before going on stage, now?

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@kathygriffin Nothing can ever change all the amazing things you've done for the world, but, it's time to shut up now.

[Al Crowe @SeriouslyItsAl]

@POTUS On Memorial Day why is our flag at half staff until noon? ITS 1 DAY, HONOR THE FALLEN, ALL DAY!!