Sarah Wilson

If I was a Disney Princess My name would be Taco Bell

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

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@nflnetwork @PathToTheDraft @RhettNFL @MoveTheSticks @BuckyBrooks Y’all do realize you could have used a tough strong unicorn image right? Take some pointers from NBHS Unicorns

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

@blindsquirrel93 @nut_history WTF is wrong with you?

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Madden Orlovsky who has autism, breaks into "You've Got a Friend in Me" while his father Dan Orlovsky watches on with tears in his eyes.

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@pepsi @Fritolay - How come all of my Pepsi and Mountain Dew bottles are flat? Purchased at @Walmart on 12/21/25 who is unable to provide a refund for the poor quality items

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It ain’t September 21st till you see this on your timeline

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"Your being dramatic, that's left wing propaganda, they wont change laws to dictate schools"
Can someone explain to me why the last set of emails received from my kids school district start with the phrase

" In Accordance with State Law"
" In Accordance with the Texas Senate "

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

@HEB seriously? I pay extra for “express curbside” arrive early for check in and now there is a glitch for my order and they are rushing to complete my order? Am I going to get a refund for the express curbside fee?

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

#FantasyFootball help needed

In the Flex Spot- Pacheco or Pollard?
@adamrank @PatrickClaybon @cfrelund @NFLFantasy
#NFLNetwork #FantasyLive #Chiefs #Titans #RB

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

Every Mom of a high schooler can relate to the scene of Jenn talking to her 17 year old and begging him to care and see that she is hard on him to help him #RHOC #TeenParenting

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

What the hell was that @dallascowboys Why did we even trade for him??? What are you even doing

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

@treylance09 is in….Finally

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

@HEB what do I need to do to get correct and timely curbside?I am so tired of having to wait 20 minutes PAST my pick up time after I check in ONTIME(meaning I’m waiting 50 min every time)and then spend time when I get home to submit a refund request for missing or damaged items?

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

After I chatted with @Grubhub @Grubhub_Care and requested a supervisor my chat was conveniently ended when I was being transferred

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

@Grubhub so
What do we have to do to actually have our orders not cancelled?
It’s not tip better because I am tipping 25-40%
it’s not paying for priority delivery
this is a money scheme where your making interest off of holding our $25+ for 3-5 days before refunding
#Grubhub

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

How I feel when I watch the new @gmfb format- This dual coast, Covid Era Zoom boxes is not it

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

@Apple how are these USB-C cords and power bricks dying before a year of use has even happened? #AnotherChargerBitesTheDust

[Sarah Wilson @SeriouslySarahW]

How do we get Mr.Sampson to call the Dragon Football games?? @LCHS_NBISD