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I'm Goliath if he packed heat

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Kermit the Frog chopper; It got frog feet

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I didn’t know John Denver was the one that wrote all these good songs

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Landry Shamet! The spark!

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@BeaverMBB Stud

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Ty Merr

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Pockets full of dog treats and card stock

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Al Jeeria

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Quitting Nicotine to have more money for mulch

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Sue Chef

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@MikeyKresovich @FootballGuy_Al @TampaBayTre That back in Scotia Range?

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Wouldn’t mind a Silverado

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@lexagarb Mans gotta eat

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I’m so hungry I could eat a Padres hat

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@nickturani @BarstoolBigCat You have quite the set of meaty paws, friend.

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Penn State lost to Michigan by 2 btw

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LeBron cusses like a sailor

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Haven’t seen a scab on anyone in about a decade

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If he’s at Saint Joe’s in Port Matilda lmk I’ll relapse to hang

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua has checked into rehab, his attorney, Levi McCathern, told The California Post.

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Army Sargent named Major Delays

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Congrats on retirement Mr. Sandusky

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Gerry Sandusky, who has served as the voice of the Ravens as their play-by-play announcer for the past 20 seasons, is retiring.