Nightmare Big Bird

Behind every nightmare big bird is a mentally ill hot girl

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@Ty_McClassy Spent over 3 years in twitter jail lol

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Apparently my posts get flagged and removed now if I even mention a certain politician and glass in the same sentence, so I’ll just move on.

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Got a new phone and twitter wouldn’t load, so I deleted it and redownloaded it, and I was finally given the option to unlock my original account as long as I don’t say any more mean things about Ted Cruz and glass. We’re so back.

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@kat_shat_ I do indeed

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What is the easiest way to wash your hair without getting your whole body wet? I constantly get water everywhere

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@preshiate Brilliant

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

NFL marketing department

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@preshiate “Hey I’m not racist I just redid the entire little mermaid movie so she’s white just for fun hahaha anyways I’m totally not racist”

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Wonder how shocked he’s going to be when he realizes his whole life of evil didn’t get him into heaven

[Lin @BookBuddyLin]

Better Call Saul. The masterclass in acting, writing, directing, and cinematography. Zero wins. WHAT A SICK JOKE.

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@Ty_McClassy What are you doing on social media 😂

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@pheezkneez Hell yes

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@preshiate Outside at a whiskey distillery

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Y’all my 10-year high school reunion is tomorrow and I have NO idea what to wear pls help

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@TxJhawkN89 She’s fine she’s singed and unbothered

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My cat just literally sat next to a candle and she’s so fat her fall rolls fell into the flame and she just let herself catch on fire with no concern at all

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

new pokemon games just leaked

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@TweetinJoshBe They have lots Of super cool museums!!

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@pheezkneez Late blooming bisexuality strikes again

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I used to be a diehard Olivia Wilde fan (I’m not anymore) and I always praised her acting… now I’m realizing I just liked her as a teen because I thought she was hot and I didn’t know I was bi lmao