Serta Sheep #1

I am the fearless flock leader of the Counting Sheep. I live to speak out against Serta and its comfortable mattresses, which are keeping us out of work.

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Hey Counting Sheep, what's with the new 'do? http://t.co/uWxkiql3LC

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Have you entered to win a hometown screening of #ShaunTheSheep movie? Shaun the Sheep in theaters 8/5! http://t.co/IQocBWxIZH

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@CkiSolutions I am sensing a "baa" joke.....

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Enter to win a hometown screening of #ShaunTheSheep + a Serta #PerfectSleeper! Shaun the Sheep in theaters 8/5! http://t.co/IQocBWxIZH

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Enter to win a screening of #ShaunTheSheep movie (in theaters 8/5) in your hometown! http://t.co/IQocBWxIZH

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Enter to win a new mattress + a hometown screening of #ShaunTheSheep movie in theaters 8/5! http://t.co/IQocBWxIZH

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Think YOU'RE having a bad Monday? I thought we still had the Hendersons! http://t.co/jQEn8VnTJq

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What four words do Counting Sheep dread the most? No, it's not "we're out of wheatgrass". It's "we need to talk". http://t.co/nwSQmW5X8l

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@MidnightAuro Sending a #Baaa back to you!

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Hey, @SertaMattresess, I'm entering your #ReplaceBreakupLyricWithSheep sweeps. What do you think?

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Sometimes, a sheep needs a break from Twitter to regain perspective on life. And, now, I'm baaaack! (I can't resist a good baaa joke...)

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@OMGitsVicky @NHLBlackhawks I was worried that the camera would make me look fat, but I think I look pretty good. Go Hawks!

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I put the herd to work to wish my followers a happy holiday season! Oh, and, um, don't buy Serta mattresses.

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The Counting Sheep have a suggestion for all of you last minute holiday gift shoppers...

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"Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving." ― W.T. Purkiser

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It's National Sleep Comfort Month! Check out our tips to help you sleep more comfortably. http://t.co/LHZLAdlFxe

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What comforts you? Share a pic with #SertaComforts + #sweeps and support @FisherHouseFdtn. http://t.co/p4JbiZtrCL

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Help military & veteran families get a good night’s sleep with the #SertaComforts program. http://t.co/H8kafHlhAx #empl

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@Trilliumgyal How did I look?

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He's baaaccckkk! @SertaSheep1 has found his way back to South Boston this weekend.