Tezzla Customer Service

Providing unhelpful advice once we have your money. This is a parody account.

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@robinivski If you mean the industry will attempt to use this to justify the greatest misallocation of capital in human history in their attempt to ban driving then yes. But it still won't work at all, since you would have to tag every animal, rock, and tree that might appear near a road.

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@drose007 Well that explains why they are completely incompetent and haven't improved any of their APIs since 1999.

Do you hold stock in AMZN currently?

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@zeroshorts The electrical cords on the floor alone are worth $1 billion, and we are going to announce the manufacture of electrical cords at GF NY for SpaceX during battery investor day.

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@KawasakiKR11 That's true, but in going to a doctor or hospital I would be exposing more people than I otherwise would see during that period. But there will be many asymptomatic carriers and testing isn't very useful. Outside of isolated places like Antarctica, everyone is going to be exposed

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@coinaday1 Many of the actual astronauts smoked, and would smoke immediately after landing. If tech exists to cure cancer and generate oxygen, there would be no reason not to.

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@KawasakiKR11 I work from home and might only interact with others in person a few minutes a week. That suggests almost everyone else already is infected. If I suspected an infection it would not be a big deal to self-quarantine using food reserves I already have.

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@viviennestone @Tesla If the charging port doesn't work, you can charge using regenerative braking. Just tow the vehicle to the top of nearby hill and go down while riding the brakes a few dozen times each morning and you will be good to go.

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@KawasakiKR11 Again, I would prefer not to be tested ever. Whatever I have either my immune system fights it off or I die.

If I did consume a service I'd pay cash for it, and they might try and overcharge, but not enough to challenge my after tax pay for a day. I'd pay more to avoid tests.

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@KawasakiKR11 You always have a choice, I don't believe medical treatment can be constitutionally compelled on adults in the US. I could be quarantined, but even if they could compel a test during quarantine, the government would have to pay since they ordered it against my wishes.

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@redbartesla @slye Of course, nothing gets people excited more than talking about batteries.

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@agusnox I personally would love to have kids, I just don't want other people to have them. Not that I would try to prevent it, I just know what is in my own interest. Not enough resources.

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@GetRektJersey You don't need a mask to do this, you can just put a paper bag over your head as I was required to do every day during elementary school.

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@agusnox Not low enough.

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@agusnox Well unless the 401(k) trust is shorting things that isn't exactly a positive right now.

Overpopulation is probably the biggest problem threatening future standard of living as well.

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@zackhoward @HowardWPenney Dog food has lamb and rice in it.

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@DBrateris @sbalatan @elonmusk How is that even possible? In order to prevent people from calling the Springfield service center changes its phone number 3 times a day without telling anyone.

Rest assured Elon will figure out who leaked the number changes and deal with it appropriately.

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@Outrider321 @JTSEO9 The Fed was created as part of the "revolution of 1913" and part of the 3-legged stool that destroyed government policy.

The 1929 crash would not have happened without them.

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@RampCapitalLLC GOOD JOB!

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@HeatherGin @Tesla Ask not what your Lynnwood WA service center will do for you, but what you will do for your Lynnwood WA service center.