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[Lucius Winslow @Lucius_Winslow]

1346: longbows
1356: rear attack
1415: longbows
1495: plague, a pope, and supply lines
1525: their own stupidity
1672: flood the dykes
1704: two military geniuses
1805: one-eyed genius
1812: a Russian winter
1815: infantry squares and a stiff upper lip
1954: take the high ground

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Dude was so traumatized by Berserk that he lost weight, Shakespeare couldn’t come up with shit like this 😭🤣

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

"No me veréis apoyar a otra selección que no sea España en la vida"

Yo durante la fase de grupos de este mundial:

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

How is this my first time seeing this 💀

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Chelsea have activated £35m release clause into Michael Olise’s contract — deal advancing to final stages 🚨🔵

Clause has always been there despite denials and all parties will be in touch to finalise the agreement.

Olise already said yes to Chelsea, time to fix details.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[Nickers @nickers209]

For the first ever time I shut all the windows and curtains when I went to work today, as kept seeing on here that was the best plan to cool upstairs.

And I was amazed when I got home!

Still like a fucking oven.

Twats.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Marco Palestra to Chelsea, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Atalanta to receive package over €55m fee plus sell-on clause, long term deal to Italian talented RWB.

Chelsea hijack Inter move and get new talent for Xabi Alonso.

[dro 🇲🇽 @FutbolFax]

These Argentine players don’t give a fuck about club footy / the UCL, but once they’re within a 50 meter radius of the midget they start playing peak ball & it’s a must watch. Incredible stuff

[Torren @Torren__]

El personal de limpieza del Mundial cada vez que juega Japón.

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[Sese @Sesehiro_]

Selling 4x PARIS BTS tickets (Standing/Pelouse) July 17th

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Why is 30 degrees abroad the best thing ever and feels amazing but 30 degrees in the UK feels like you're getting cooked in a fucking air fryer.

[Torren @Torren__]

Vas a la cocina a por una cerveza y de repente el comentarista empieza a hablar más alto.

[Sese @Sesehiro_]

@aliceskooks Standing ones

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

A btch will lay in bed with you in a man's shirt from 3 relationships ago