The Seshat Times

Your source for news, opinions, and libelous statements with a few typos on teh side

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@TrajonBibb you were saying? 👋🏾😁

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ISIS claims responsibility for Trump's performance during presidential debate.

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Six African-Americans post YouTube video showing them being followed by Amazon employees. Details at noon.

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@lv_teacher the truth hurts, doesn't it? ✌🏾️

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Donald Trump to reveal which states are on his list of 50 he'd ban Muslims from.

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Stanford alumnus Judge Persky defends leniency of Stanford student rapist Brock Allen Turner because "my school doesn't produce rapists."

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Taylor Swift surprises couple by performing at their wedding, then suing them. Details to come.

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Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton: "She's over-qualified to be president and will use the job as a stepping stone to bigger things."

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California woman accuses Amazon of short-changing her.

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Giant robots join search of lost Japanese boy--nervous parents have a big teardrop by their foreheads. Details at 10:28am.

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Family of Harambe yet to comment of his death.

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BREAKING NEWS: 911 scraps plans of a texting service after light-skinned dispatchers take too long respond.

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@TMZ: Disney Star Debby Ryan -- Arrested for Drunk Driving

We here at Seshat Times would like to say we called it.

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15 deaths reported as suicide bombers pass final exams at ISIS training schools. Details at 7:23pm

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Escaped wild goose hides needle in a haystack. Details at 8:26pm.

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Gov. Chris Christie weighs in on his political future--it weighs 3,500lbs less than he does. Details soon.

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Muslims in America find themselves in a dilemma: Voting for an Islamophobe or for a woman. Details at 8:56pm.

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Transhomoqueervestites sue University of Oregon for not recognizing them on applications.

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Police departments nationwide confirm reports of inner-city youth using Uber to perform drive by shootings.

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Marta Gomez, 31, of Santa Fe questions her Hispanic heritage since she does not have any children. Details at 12:28pm.