Kuli Maluleke

Mutsonga💜 • Adventure crazy🤸🏾🌴 • Finding my beautiful🌻

[Kuli Maluleke @Sesi_Kuli]

Highlight of my day:
My gran could not come to my graduation so I took it to her❤️❤️☺️☺️
#UJGrad2018

[♡︎ɴᴛsᴇᴅɪsᴇɴɢ♡︎ @Ntshedy_M]

We really enjoyed our childhood.🤞🏾😅

[Bebé @NoozBebe_]

Shortened #SONA2024

• Mourn thy neighbour- Namibian prez.
• Remember that horrible time in 1994? 😉 Vote emotionally.
• Cue in Mandela's name and that one famous Zulu king.
• Talk of the constitution and imaginary kumbaya session between South Africans of different backgrounds.
• Bragging about creating opportunities that, and I quote, "never existed before."
• 2008 global recession blamed for local poverty.
• Putin and Zelensky's war also got stray bullets.
• Money was stolen from the government, by government. Everyone knows all who are implicated, but we're all just gonna wait for one of them to die off or something. State capture!
• More thinly veiled jibes at Jay-Z now that he's got a new gig.
• Covid. Bladdy covid.
• Men are beating and killing women. Guys we gotta do something about it. Anyway...
• Climate change, hey.
• Tinswalo was born in 1994 and we're going to use her life as an analogy for this country's devolution. (I'd hate to be Tinswalo)
• Tinswalo lived a state-funded life so she's lucky to be alive because we funded her existence.
• I'm mentioning some facts that you're aware of as an ordinary South African so that you can see that I'm aware of things. Unemployment. Uhm... youths are unemployed. The Unemployment of youths. Yes.
• We have more black managers in the country (the country where the majority is black. Yes that country.)
• Let's rebuild (the things that our government neglected for years)
• State capture! Again.
• We're going to end loadshedding. One day. Some day. At some point in time.
• We're building more power lines over the next 5 years. 😉 vote for my party.
• There's a new fund to steal from: the Climate Change Response fund. Yay!
• There was traffic at our ports. We haven't fully cleared it, but we want you to know that we know. Also, the war in the Middle-East means we can gain by being a docking station. Hello Vasco da Gama.
• More people have Internet because of us (✋️😀 daddy, that's a global thing hey.)
• There will be a really really fast train between Joburg and Durbs. (But sir, the slower, cheaper train has failed for years now...)
• We're going to end loadshedding. You'll see. Stru. Mafra. I swear.
• On employment, we're doing great guys. Forget what I said earlier. We created jobs. We're also giving out free money.
• People are dying later in life now (so that they can enjoy this pitiful existence for an extended period. Yay)
• You think you have no water? Huh?! Apartheid was worse. Enjoy watershedding, you thankless lot.
• Political jargon and gibberish to pass time and make the speech longer.
• Crime! Ohhh we're definitely dealing with those guys hey. Look at all the security forces we're forming. We're fighting crime. Bringing our bicycles to an F1 race right here, baby. Winning!
• We are solving global wars! Well, not solving, but saying something about it. (READ: We are writing stern letters to the BBC.)
• Mention of Africa, for ambiance.
• Covid again.
• Cue in the violins as I speak like we're equals.
• We've been through a lot together, guys.
• I know what you're thing through.
• Democracy. My party. Economic growth.
• Apartheid. Jibe at EFF.
• I was physically there when the constitution was penned. In not your mate. I'm superior.
• The next 30 years are gonna be a jol, guys. (lol)
• Cue in the Mandela quote. Blah blah, fishpaste.
• "Like Madiba, we must keep moving, always forward." (Does he know about 5 Dec 2005? 👀)

[Dr. Coy Barker @coybarker]

You’re stepping into a Season of unending open doors by the Hand of God!

[Kuli Maluleke @Sesi_Kuli]

@zizi_msibi Ngi hamba nawe! We are in the pits here

[Kuli Maluleke @Sesi_Kuli]

@seephe Finally I’m going to be a passenger 🥹!

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

heavy on personal growth this year.

[Kuli Maluleke @Sesi_Kuli]

Having a lunch bag at school

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

@jeligon This part

[Kuli Maluleke @Sesi_Kuli]

The creations of God she is referring to mauled a gardener to death in Feb this year, from the very same place she is from. https://t.co/tAVQGSmruX

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

#CountryDuty

TW: Racism

Here’s the Audio that was discussed on another show earlier

[LANCE @lance_letuka]

Bethuna I understand year end fatigue, but this? This is straight up hell.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

WhatsApp has zero respect for picture quality

[ora ʚɞ @oratiletlhapi]

God 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 working in my favour

[Idil Ahmed @idillionaire]

You’re going to be telling a different story really soon. One of healing, success, health, abundance, prosperity, love, happiness, peace, and great joy. You’re going to be stronger, wiser, and full of life sharing all your blessings and passing along the light you’re receiving.

[Kuli Maluleke @Sesi_Kuli]

@zizi_msibi I cannot with you 😂😂😂😂

[Kuli Maluleke @Sesi_Kuli]

Bread brands should consider half loaves honestly … we want bread available ..just not the whole loaf🥲

[Model Drop Daily @Mellow_Xxi]

Staying alone is mad funny,my bread expires in two days and I’ve only had 4 slices so far🤡

[The beam of Hope 🌾 @Ladymackay_]

This year I met the most broken version of me, but also the strongest.

[Travel & Lifestyle @Thobi_Rose]

yho living alone is but a dream shem, I am loving it.

[KAYA NOVA @thekayanova]

Life transitions are so hard. It’s a beautiful place to be , but also a challenging one. I’m moving forward, while also failing and moving backward. I’m finding new parts of me while remeeting old parts. It all makes sense and doesn’t. I’m exhausted but have energy to keep going.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Be so fucking proud of yourself for all the darkness you've been through yet despite it all you still choose to heal and shine.