Eric Johnson

software engineer; he/him

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@Brendanukkah The energy I have during any given day is not at all matching the energy my kids have.

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@Marc_Normandin I’m really sorry. When my daughter was five, she had a nightmare after an active-shooter drill at her school about “the bad men” breaking into our house and “getting her”. What a great country.

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@JonnyPeltz @KonstantineinCA what do you think of @RepAdamSchiff’s response to my email asking him to call for a ceasefire?

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@sunnydayrealaf @Eve6 *Ass Ponys, you little bastard. Life is too damn grim.

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@midnightcap @NandovMovies Did they have to CGI his eyelids open in this one?

[Bill Connelly @ESPN_BillC]

what on earth, minnesota

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@BadgerNoonan @JRRadcliffe All game long my body burned, my seat was wet and slick
The roof was closed, the offense dozed
But any second the bats would click
A pounding of the pitcher would surely lead to series wins
I wonder who was in the pen last night
Who the hell is on the Twins?

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@AdamMcCalvy @MikeVassallo13 The Dodgers fans behind me cheered for a solid 30 seconds before realizing he caught it.

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Already got asked to take a picture with my Quevedo jersey. It’s always a winner.

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@MikeBradleyMKE https://t.co/lkiqQiK1DD

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@Brendanukkah Pretty good, Brendan.

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@statsowar About Chryst wanting to showcase play-action passing to make himself look better for the Texas job?

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@IncredibleCulk have you considered doing a sequel to the Pizza Underground focused on Sabaton? You could call it Sbarroton.

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@TheOnion @boschbot

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@TastingHistory1 the cookbook is great! Maybe for the 2nd ed you could put QR codes on each recipe linking to the video for it?

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@DSzymborski I didn’t know @NathanFillion was a Warhawk.

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@MyGlendale why is the gate on the riverwalk closed?

[Andrew Perez @andrewperezdc]

Here's one of the He Gets Us ads that just ran during the Super Bowl. Just a totally bizarre ad.

The group behind these ads has donated *$50 million* to a right-wing legal group pushing to ban abortion and overturn anti-discrimination laws https://t.co/bKAqgbQy8E

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@josie_huang What do the colors on the SGV map mean?

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Jacksonian, Cimarron, Kansas, April 21, 1921