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NSFL and DSFL Analyst for Sports Entertainment Television

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Sources: Free Agent CB Apollo Program has garnered interest from @NOLASecondLine @AustinISFL @ButchersChicago @HonoluluHahalua

With QB @Adrian_StXmas already signing this off-season, Program remains one of the last high-profile free agents still unsigned.

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@OutlawsISFL President Bogdan Podarok on RB Sherwin Blue Jr: "Right now, he's Bono walking around Phoenix ... (but) it doesn't take long to go from Bono to Bozo"

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@ISFL_Sailfish GM Baxter Frost on his QB, says he believes Willier Miller has many of the same qualities as Creg Jerrith IV. As for adding a high-money QB (@Adrian_StXmas), he says they never looked into it.

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After only totaling 8 wins over three seasons, many believe that the current regime in @HonoluluHahalua might be forced out soon by unhappy ownership.

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After @ButchersChicago loss in the NSFC Finals, upcoming free agent QB @Adrian_StXmas headed for a darkness retreat at the North Pole to find clarity on where he would sign with in the upcoming season.

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SOURCES: The @OutlawsISFL cut star RB @JayCueOfficial after it was reported that he was body shaming members of his team. We have reached out to @ISFLFootball for comment on if the player will face punishment.

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It's official! @ButchersChicago sign promising young CB Apollo Program for $7.5 million, making him one of the highest-paid players in the ISFL!

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BREAKING
Sources confirm that @JamarLackson1 doesn't like turkey, and instead opts for meatloaf on Thanksgiving. No word yet from @SaberCatsISFL on how this will affect Lackson's future with the team.

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Rumors swirling that the @DallasBirddogs have no idea who they are going to pick tonight. Apparently, their mascot, Rough Ruff, ate their scouting notes.

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Just got off the phone with former @PDXPythons QB @HowitzerSam. When asked what players he hoped to see his former team take in tonight's draft, he replied, "Who are the Pythons?"

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According to sources, both @RoyalsDSFL and @SeaWolvesDSFL are considering folding for Season 25, due to high numbers of player attrition. More to come!

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I'm hearing that the S26 DSFL draft first overall is a toss up between @CKai71 and @AlexFranklin54

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@Gary_Goodman_LB @KCCoyotes This just in: @Gary_Goodman_LB is not a very good man

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When asked where he thinks he'll be drafted in tonight's draft, @KCCoyotes Linebacker @Gary_Goodman_LB responded, "If I'm lucky it's to a city with a lot of disadvanted youths that I can help!"

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Sounds like @NSFLGreyDucks prospect @WGleel might fall down draft boards after it was leaked he told teams in interviews that he would demand to be paid in maple syrup. More to come.

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@cantguardvux @ISFLFootball @AriOutlawsNSFL @JayCueOfficial As in don't ever ask him questions that might require he use some of those 3 remaining brain cells?

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When asked who his favorite prospect in the @ISFLFootball draft is, @AriOutlawsNSFL QB @JayCueOfficial responded, "I don't understand how drafting players helps us win now." Possible smoke screen or a sign that age and hits to the head have affected the star QBs sense of reality?

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I'm hearing from multiple sources that all of the @BerlinFiresala1 draft picks are up for sale. Apparently the team is displeased with this year's class and wants to call it quits and try again next year.

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Hearing from multiple sources that @ISFLFootball prospect @JamesonVermill1 is considering foregoing tonight's draft in order to pursue a career creating claymation films.

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Getting word from @ISFLFootball Head Office that the last player selected by the @SaberCatsISFL in tonight's draft will be cryogenically frozen to commemorate the Season 24 Ultimus champions.