Dear Santa,
I hope this letter finds you well!
For Christmas, I have a special wish: Could you make egirls/twthoes realize no real man will ever take them seriously? The only people who will speak to them are desperate acne heads. They sit and post their thighs and ask for headpats through a screen thinking they are doing something amazing.
Warm wishes,
SetRow
Ps. They will never be anything in life and that is why they make their entire personality about being a woman. Please make them stop believing they are anything special while they are all the exact same, thanks!