Seth Bouchelle

I am a post-modern speller.

[Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism]

“What do you mean the carpet is killing people?! Carpet can’t -“

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Enjoyable to imagine Kendall Roy saying this to investors

[Blake @FrostedBlakes34]

Elon Musk turning Twitter into The X

Everyone:

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

[Ben Wermund @benwermund]

Exclusive: Officers working for Abbott’s border security initiative have been ordered to push children into the Rio Grande, and have been told not to give water to migrants, according to an email from a DPS trooper who described the actions as “inhumane.” https://t.co/NLdOy307pq

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

I’ve never seen anybody sitting in these, EVER! this shit gotta be a money laundering operation.

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

I haven’t acted much as an adult, but I WAS on a recurring character on one of the most critically acclaimed animated shows of all time, as well playing an actual Disney villain.

But thanks to streaming, I have never once made enough to qualify for SAG-AFTRA healthcare.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Neither the WGA or SAG-AFTRA is calling for a consumer boycott right now. If you want to support the strike, we're asking folks to:
1) Boost our message on social media
2) Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund, which supports affected workers https://t.co/HmUJCZaH2r

[Reuters @Reuters]

Not even the pouring rain could spoil Lionel Messi's Inter Miami welcome party in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where the new face of Major League Soccer was introduced to a packed stadium of adoring fans https://t.co/iR1t3dsCJa

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Friends Trying On Each Other’s Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions https://t.co/VMy4ScAT1y

[Case @Cactuscali1991]

If I were a musketeer my name would be Nachos.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

back in wisconsin for the first time in 6 months and i just said “ope sorry im gonna just squeeze past ya” to a ROOMBA. it’s like i never left.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Usually if a group of writers and actors are united against you that means you are the antagonist of a Muppet movie

[Zack Vile @zackvee]

in 18 years we've had 2 federal minimum wage increases and 3 willy wonkas

[The Guardian @guardian]

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being author dies aged 94 https://t.co/Jtbhkoxils