Seth Colaner

Tech journo, interrupted. Formerly of @VentureBeat, @TomsHardware, etc. Curmudgeonly musician. Proud Midwesterner. Pass the buffalo chicken dip.

[Cleric @cleric_io]

How do you track AI SRE success? At Cleric, we look at trust (via a rating system) and engagement (whether you’re coming back to the tool).

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[Cleric @cleric_io]

We’re excited to announce Cleric, the first self-learning AI SRE. It continuously learns from every incident and helps software engineers move more quickly to resolve issues.

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[KOMU 8 News @KOMUnews]

According to 2020 data from nonprofit Feeding America, 12.1% of Callaway County children under the age of 18 experience food insecurity. https://t.co/DdbxBJkprR

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

Hey hi. Please read the thing and do the things. I want to hear *your* stories, too. Love ya! #AdventureHat #podcast #stories https://t.co/FcMydwSc6h

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

Did not expect #Loki to sport such strong #WesAnderson vibes, but here we are.

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

Thank god. A small sliver of justice. #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

@obrien No judge. I ate at a TGI Fridays in Taipei (at the total insistence of a Dutch colleague who was, and I assume still is, obsessed).

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

My girls' April Fool's Day prank is this parking ticket they left under our windshield.

My eldest is so pure of heart that even in her prank, she issued a warning only. #AprilFoolsDay

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

It's why I left VentureBeat. (Uhhh I guess this is me announcing that.) The cost to my soul was too damn high.

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

The @Medium buyouts make my head hurt. I'm simultaneously aghast and completely unsurprised. I don't understand why people insist on running media companies as if they were tech startups.

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

I've managed to always stay one step ahead of the Sword of Damocles personally, but the above is an unbelievably toxic experience. I don't plan to go through it again. That's why I'm probably done with journalism.

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

@davegershgorn FWIW, "professional jealousy" is an insufficient term to describe how I felt, as an AI editor at a competing pub, every time you ran a story. Good luck on next steps...

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

@vWilmo @littlecaesars I'm more a stuffed crust fellow, myself. But now they're stuffing the pretzel crust as well? Will wonders never cease...

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

I decided to be honest with myself, so I finally downloaded the @littlecaesars app and created an account. I know what I'm about.