Seth Elliott

Bad at life.

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The most exciting way to learn a new city is surely getting referrals to a medical professional in each neighborhood. It is not, however, an efficient way

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I love living in such a walkable city (the ER is only 8 minutes away)

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Washing chocolate chip cookies down with chocolate cookie dough ice cream

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Unfortunately the eye mask people are correct (they are great)

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After a weekend of toil, unappreciated, the office ice machine is eager to proffer up its goods

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Loud one

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I’ve started biking more (good), which also means I’ve started moaning out loud (bad) in public when I see flights of stairs ahead of me

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Now that I’m a city person again I think it’s important to be a little more dignified (walking down the street pouring the potato chip crumbs into my gaping mouth)

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Salt cellar as desk ornament (urgent)

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Hey Siri, can I use a toilet as a garbage disposal?

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6 months after I accidentally shipped my work phone to Korea, I am still typing the wrong password at least once per day

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People love staring at me when I wear my World Famous Clown Motel sweater

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I had a nightmare that they updated Google Maps on iPhone to make it look like Android, I couldn’t figure out how to use it, and missed two buses. Worst dream of the month so far

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“How many?”

“One human and one box”

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“Are there any three legged animals? Like a dolphin — two fins and a tail?”

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(Judge Judy has 6,280 episodes)

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Career limiting TV show obsessions

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I’m something of an aesthete myself

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No yeah that’s just my toothpaste storage shirt

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As they say, one slice of Blackberry Crumble Slab Pie from Three Babes Bakeshop a day keeps the doctor away