Sethery Guymon

Jesus rides a Harley, & The Devil wears Prada.

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

The phrase, “Well, I spose” is used by almost everyone I know. And all it is, is just a polite way of saying, “I am going to leave and go somewhere else, soon.”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Drunkest City in every Midwest state

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

@Southernwineus As Mac Miller once said; “I could sell snow to a ski slope. I could sell evil to the devil, non-believers to a temple, shit - I could sell water to a speedboat”

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

@WhiskeyRiff Hair of the dog.

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

“It’s so hard to have sweet dreams, & I thought that you should know that. I been gettin no sleep, & I probably deserve that.”

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

A man like me would keep it to himself

A bigger man would say it to your face

& yeah I ain’t doin good & you can tell

Was I the only one you couldn’t save

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

@WhiskeyRiff Me, too

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

@KoeWetzel Good tune homie

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

That’s Damn Near Normal to me.

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

@Ethan_L_Ryans11 “Spose its time for me to de-part

All alone, I had no other choice

Time to find why I was put here

Time to shine, where the sun grows dark”

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

@elonmusk I gotta pay to give an opinion on content, sir?

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Wasting away again in margaritaville….

[TMNT @TMNTMovie]

We found the Zombie Kid a.k.a Jonathan! He still has an awesome face paint job and is here with the first review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem! Get tickets now and see #TMNTMovie in theatres Wednesday.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Sleep tight tonight

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

@JvckieSupreme Wish it was nice out, but it looks like rain

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

Do u still dream if it’s not in your own bed

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

I love when you’re around, but i fuckin hate when you leave.

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

@Ethan_L_Ryans11 That’s some lightning, in a bottle.

[Giovannie Yanez @gioandtheguns]

We fucking won!!!!!!!!

[Sethery Guymon @SethGuymon]

@jerrodflusche Free of love
Devil’s full of laughter
All I think of
Is life without disaster