Seth Meitzner

“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” -Asimov

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

You’re welcome, @KariLake.

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

To my tennis family and beyond,

With Love,
Roger

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

What @GovRonDeSantis and @GregAbbott_TX are doing isn’t clever, it’s cruel.

I’m formally requesting the DOJ begin an immediate investigation into these inhumane efforts to use kids as political pawns.

[Seth Meitzner @SethMeitzner]

@mtaibbi “to restrict election *misinformation*” Slow down, read, try again.

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

@WhiteHouse Today is the day that Joe Biden officially became the second black President of the United States because only my people would do some sht as gangster as this.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Matt Gaetz had $482,321 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/XPgC0pETkp

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Syb5Oe8gDG

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Kevin Hern had over $1 million in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/XsBaqxNZN4

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Markwayne Mullin had over $1.4 million in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Vc7mLQa2RS

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Vern Buchanan had over $2.3 million in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/bXpwJlWRm4

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Forgiven PPP loans

Marjorie Taylor Greene: $183,504

Boebert: $233,305

Catholic Church: $3.5 billion

Joel Osteen: $4.4 million

Tom Brady: $960,855

GOP should slink away in shame for attacking Biden for forgiving $10,000 of student debt

But they won’t cuz they have no shame

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Liz Cheney on Fox News in response to Baier's question about if the J6 committee is investigating Pelosi and the Capitol Police: "What we aren't gonna do, Bret, is blame the Capitol Police, blame those in law enforcement, for Donald Trump's armed mob that he sent to the Capitol"

[Seth Meitzner @SethMeitzner]

Actually, with the characters you built and actors you had (minus the cop), this should have been a Blade Runner x American Horror Story series instead of a movie. Multiple seasons.

[Seth Meitzner @SethMeitzner]

@bryanedwardhill Whoever made you take out the 15 minutes of Zone414 covering the shots to the filming scene really did you dirty.

[Seth Meitzner @SethMeitzner]

@tedcruz How’s that a$$hole taste, Ted?

[Seth Meitzner @SethMeitzner]

@DylanWa68690046 “This is the way.”

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

As he was walking on an elevator yesterday, GOP Sen. Marco Rubio told me that a vote on a bill to codify gay marriage was a "stupid waste of time." 

But when he said that, there was another senator on the elevator who heard him: Tammy Baldwin, who is gay.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: In response to the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, America’s biggest companies, including Meta and JPMorgan Chase, announce that they will cover travel costs for ALL red state employees who seek legal abortions in a blue state. RT IF EVERY COMPANY MUST DO THIS!