Seth Plaut

Columbia University graduate. I meme and discuss politics sometimes. Political centrist and supporter of bipartisan politics. Proudly Jewish.

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@cenkuygur He died as he lived, like a rat.

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@jakeshieldsajj As a proud Jew, I love seeing all the low-IQ anti-Semites fight with one another.

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@Breaking911 @KobeissiLetter

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@jakeshieldsajj Your jealousy is evident and impressive. I’m sorry you weren’t born Jewish. You can admire us from afar though. ❤️

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@Breaking911

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Dear
@NickJFuentes

...or should I use your true name, Nachum Yosef Feinstein, This is your lost cousin Seth, writing from NYC. The bagels here are adequate. I've spent the better part of two decades reviewing family records, ledgers, inquisition footnotes, and I can confidently say at this point that you're one of us. A converso descendant, name changed to "Fuentes" sometime around 1492. Fountains, they called it. Convenient cover for a people who'd rather not draw attention. However, you are in fact 87% Ashkenazi, with only residual traces of Portuguese regret. The rest is just the usual Midwestern filler. Those "America First" speeches? Textbook displacement. Like mistaking a brisket craving for a manifesto. And the ZOG business...well, that's simply the family neurosis bubbling up. We've all been there. I won't hold it against you. It's time to come home, Nachum. We'll skip the spiritual circumcision...too much paperwork. Though your belated bar mitzvah is already penciled in for Shabbos; the rabbi owes me a favor. The chosen people has its perks: money, humor (you've actually had quite the Jewish humor all this time, just not knowing where it came from), and the occasional irony. Your seat at the Shabbos table is waiting. In Hebrew, naturally.

- Cousin Seth

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@DanBilzerian @shaunking

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@MarioNawfal Have they considered not firing rockets into Israel, perhaps?

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@jimsciutto @Yakovolf And I’m telling you it’s not to the wall. It might be a terrace overseeing the Wall but there isn’t a soul at the Wall currently. You’re misinformed

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@jimsciutto @Yakovolf This is literally at the Wall right now. Please stop spreading misinformation.

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@jakeshieldsajj @tedcruz Imagine hating Jews so much that you decide to openly be upset about saving one of our fellow American soldiers.

Sick shit.

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@mehdirhasan

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@Sajwani Israel proudly stands behind our Arab friends during this time. I am proud to see both the UAE and Israel continue to deepen their ties.

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@jakeshieldsajj Proudly.

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@hasanthehun

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@jakeshieldsajj

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@DanBilzerian @AnaKasparian Go cry about it.

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@Breaking911 The judge who let them back on the street should be held liable.

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@ConceptualJames

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@Breaking911 @nickshirleyy Crazy Candace strikes again!