Seth Robyns

Father, Grandfather, Husband, Born Again Democrat. The Past....It’s a nice place to visit, but you don’t want to live there.

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The question isn’t who will win the election but what has to be done in the days and months afterwards. Trump will not go away without a war. Who will be on the front lines?

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I see Boeing is going on strike. The Union said things were going well until the wheels just fell off the negations…mid-flight.

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@AOC Poor thing. She thinks she’s still relevant.

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If a tweet falls in the forest and no one sees it you can be pretty sure it was actually posted on Truth Social.

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@jonmorosi @MLBNetwork @MLB The Yanks have the option of playing the long or short game. The short game being give Judge what he wants and try to win 1 in the next 3years. The long game is letting him go and trying to win 3 in the next 10 years. His contract will be 1 of the worst in the game in 4 years.

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I'm convinced Kelloggs has a team of mathematicians working around the clock determining the exact shapes & angles for the design of Special K & Corn Flakes so that no matter how cautious you are, the milk will hit the cereal & splash out of the bowl every time you have breakfast

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Today is Eddie Murphy’s birthday. I don’t want to say the man is old, but now all he wants to do is Potty All The Time.

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@AmyAThatcher I was stuck inside for the ice storm and was concerned that my laser wasn’t melting the ice so I called the shop. They explained I had it set on “reformed” and it should be set on “orthodox.” Very helpful.

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The Mars rover lands in about 10 minutes. Are Ted Cruz and his family on board?

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I got a notification from my Kindle saying I better download some books because it looks like thanks to the upcoming weather I’m not going to have power for a while.

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@Ordinary1World Mazel Tov!

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@Ordinary1World Tomorrow I will be married still. Faithfully, happily and very much in love, even after 30+ years. I hope tomorrow your journey begins and you find a man who will faithfully and happily be very much in love with you 30+ years from now.

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@mmpadellan Hey Tom Brady. The Chiefs won, by a lot. See how ridiculous that sounds?

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Hey Tom Brady. The Chiefs won, by a lot. See how ridiculous that sounds?

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Who had The Weeknd making it to the end zone but not Mahomes?

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@KrysOse She might just knock it off and have it made in China.

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Walking through Michael’s with my wife and can’t help but notice 80% of the women in here made their own masks.

PS - Michael’s doesn’t sell N95 material as fas as I know.

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There are no storytellers like Harry Chapin anymore. He performed at my Elementary School back in the 70’s. One of the great memories of my childhood.

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Giving my grandson an appearance on Twitter

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