DAVE LETTERMAN: Paul, you watching the World Cup?
PAUL SHAFFER: The beautiful game.
DAVE LETTERMAN: Right now, the hookers in Times Square are offering a FIFA special. For an extra $5, you get a three-minute hydration break.
PAUL SHAFFER: *plays opening of "Seven Nation Army"*
83 - Chris Richards completed all 83 passes he attempted for the #USMNT against Paraguay, the most passes with a 100 percent accuracy rate by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966.
Perfection.