Tyler James Smith

I write YA and I still use AOL.

Author of UNSTOPPABLE MOSES (Flatiron, 2018) Rep'd by Molly Ker Hawn (@mollykh) of The Bent Agency.

[Tyler James Smith @SethTrimly]

I could not be more excited to share the cover of my book. Like actually--if I was any more excited I would just explode and die. https://t.co/aMPKMQfqV3

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Hey @JohnDiesattheEn

Accidentally chopped all of this man's head except for his eyebrows and thought you should know about it.

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@roguesnradvisor It takes 3 seconds worth of Googling to know this isn't true. And this is coming from someone who wants to watch everything good in Trump's life to turn to ash.

Don't play into the misinformation.

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@Nick_Pettigrew RATIFIED

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They were handing these out in #andersonville.

Don't ever change, Chicago.

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Why yes, it IS time for tequila

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@corey_whaley PART of me wishes I still worked in rural-ass Michigan just to see it happen

[Mary H.K. Choi @choitotheworld]

If you are a Trump supporter and you’re feeling sad about the news today always remember that BAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU RACIST HATEFUL FUCK EAT IT DONT COME FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS AND MY FAMILY AND MY TOWN

[Chris Doyle @Doylech]

Listen to sounds in Chicago

[Tyler James Smith @SethTrimly]

Will we be allowed visit America's Kidney Stone in prison? Who will smuggle his bronzer in? Can we fire his adult children into the sun?

America has questions.

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@kendraffe But now it can be a Fuck Yeah strategy too!

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@iangarlock My pulitizer should be here any day now

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#Losertrump loses like the loser asshole he's always loserly been

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TIME TO GO, FUCKHEAD

[The Associated Press @AP]

JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises.

#APracecall

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PACK YOUR SHIT, LOSER

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@jake_yates SAME

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@JohnDiesattheEn I filled out a mail in ballot and dropped it off in person. I'm in Chicago and there was next to no wait--plus I got an email a few days after saying it was accepted / counted.

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@penelopekayb I also just realized that the bigfoot movie I'm talking about was not actually called "Harold and the Hendersons" but I'm not changing my stance.

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@penelopekayb Nah, you were definitely right. The only other answer is "and the Hendersons."