Seth Larson

3rd Grade Class Spelling Bee Champ. Loved and Forgiven

[Seth Larson @Seth_Larson16]

Dudes. If a girl in your life needs to go grocery shopping, offer to tag along. I’m tired of hearing about the ladies in my life being followed around a store or in a parking lot and then being afraid to go shopping alone. Buying popcorn and chocolate milk shouldn’t be scary! Thx

[Seth Larson @Seth_Larson16]

2020 is so strange. The government sent me money on April 15th instead of taking it

[Seth Larson @Seth_Larson16]

My sister made muffins and left them on the counter. Grandma walks in and says, “I’m looking at your muffins.” I say, “as long as you’re looking at them and not touching.” Grandma goes, “that’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve ever said.”

Just spicing it up for ya, Grammy

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Italy’s total new cases and deaths declined for the third time in four days and stock market is up another 1100 points today. I think smart people are starting to realize we’ve wildly overreacted to the coronavirus.

[Megan Becker @meganbecker23]

things the coronavirus has taken from me: my graduation ceremony, my last month with my students, last month of college with my friends, and my freedom.

things the coronavirus has not taken from me: my hope and my joy. Jesus, You are still greater.

[Corban Athletics @CorbanAthletics]

So, this is it.

At least the Warriors went out with a bang this spring:

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need to learn from this Pandemic. In the future we should have a library of never before aired sporting events. All players have to sign an NDA. Every team has to play 1 secret game a year.

Imagine if there was an NBA game from 2005 right now that no one even knew existed?

[stimmy @stimm_shady]

so we just gonna do rock paper scissors to see who wins the money for March Madness brackets or what ??? @NCAA

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

everybody: 2020 is finally going to be our year 👌🏼

3 months later:

[Seth Larson @Seth_Larson16]

The US using “preventative measures” for Coronavirus

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

china: *builds hospitals in 48 hours*

north korea: *executes the sick*

italy: *quarantines entire cities*

japan: *locks out fans to stadiums*

united states:

[stimmy @stimm_shady]

you guys !!!

[stimmy @stimm_shady]

can i... have aux ??
👉🏼👈🏼🥺

[Lisa DeLellis @DelellisLisa]

Smaht Pahk middle school style. My 13 y.o. as ⁦@ChrisEvans⁩ 😂 ⁦@smartparktech⁩ ⁦@Hyundai⁩

[stimmy @stimm_shady]

since i’m not 21 yet does that mean i can’t catch the coronavirus ??

[JW @JWepp]

Let’s keep this spreading

[stimmy @stimm_shady]

@ChelseaWill0980 and that’s on puberty 😭😂

[Payton Huhtala @fosterthepayton]

Still up at 5 AM just ugly cryin at this

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

#PartII

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for