Pro-Semite

Comedian, father, Phan, P1 & Jew human.
I'm not an elitist, I'm above that.
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[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

@ReneeRex2 @wfaaweather Where were you?

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

Thanks @bracketdan

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

I mean...kinda?

[BNO News @BNONews]

MUGSHOT: Charlie Kirk murder suspect Tyler Robinson

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

Greatest hailmary ever!

[paulvarghese @paulvarghese]

NEED FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS?
I’ll be alongside @Seth_cowles telling jokes at the new location of Oak Highlands Brewery at 8pm.

If the turnout is divine, it’ll be a monthly thing so come pack the place.

TICKETS: https://t.co/2HLuhw0hRU

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

I've reached the age of listening to books and reading television

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

@nickcal08 @bregmanisgoat I do the new thing, and then the OG everytime

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

@griffisu That sht crushed so hard

[paulvarghese @paulvarghese]

If every comic has a “special” now, is anything really special? This is a teaser for my “joke compilation” that drops THIS Tuesday on YouTube at 9pm central.

My hope for it is to go viral but all hopes rest on you and yours. Spread the love and let’s make me helicopter money.

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

@SmittyOnMLB They won last night with Wong in the lineup. I'll think they'll manage

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

Honestly, the funniest thing about people setting Teslas on fire is that you don't genuinely know if it was arson or just crappy Tesla engineering

[BNO News Live @BNODesk]

WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

And no, I’m not claiming that Elon Musk is a card-carrying neo-Nazi.

What I am saying is that Musk isn’t an idiot. He likely knew exactly who he was signaling to with his actions, and those groups—the Nazis—are more than happy to celebrate it. They see it as a clear sign that their ideology is gaining power and legitimacy.

Just a couple examples attached.

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

Last year, my girlfriend and I decided to start doing something that the other person enjoyed doing in order to strengthen our relationship. She started reading Vonnegut and I started screwing her ex-boyfriend during the day when I was at work.

It didn't work

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

Isn't it wild that if you need "a" spice, you go to the grocery store, but if you need all the spices, you go to Ross

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

Today is the ten year anniversary of me not forwarding that email to 10 people, so my luck should be turning around pretty quick

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

I wonder how low grocery prices will have to go for me to be alright with mass deportation and women losing their right to essential medical care?

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

I'm almost done reading the entire Cheesecake Factory menu. No spoilers

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

Clerks is just Friday for white people

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Never seen this clip of Jeff Daniels going off on Trump and Republicans….every single word 🔥

"Aside from I don’t want to pay taxes, it’s race. It’s race."