Seth

I'm probably a bitch most of the time because life sucks ass.

[Seth @Setholici]

Thanks for all the follow. But dont just like my post and dont follow ya lazy bitches. lol.

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I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

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Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

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Almost died seeing this.

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

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Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

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*chokes on my food*

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By the way, if you're not wasted, the day is. :)

[Seth @Setholici]

Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.

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sup. your cool. @zaynmalik

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Just setting up my Twitter. #myfirstTweet