OMi-X

Retuiteo monas chinas porque antes les daba like, opinó sobre todo y no tengo razón en nada, me da miedo la entropía.

[OMi-X @Seudo_Geek]

La vida es una tómbola...

[OMi-X @Seudo_Geek]

@MauricioYmay Es mas fácil reprimirlos, para qué disculparse...

[The Artist Formerly Known As Nebraska Jones @MCTaquitos]

estás en brazil aventándote de un puente

[‘ @staylvnder]

escalofriante, que tantas chances había…

[OMi-X @Seudo_Geek]

Ah, la canción del TikTok tenía un cantante detras? que curioso.

[Alerta News 🚨 @Alerta_News_]

🇺🇸🇧🇷 | OLIVER TREE (1993-2026): Álbumes icónicos: Ugly Is Beautiful (2020), Cowboy Tears (2022), Alone in a Crowd (2023) y Love You Madly Hate You Badly (2026, grabado en 80+ países).

[Desprogramador Cerebral Mundialista ⚽ 🧠 @SrBuenahonra]

Sucedió de nuevo

[Out Of Context World Cup @oocworldcup2026]

Es como ver a Cristiano y a Messi juntos

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Lo curioso es que Gaspi hubiera estado orgulloso de este tweet

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier

[OMi-X @Seudo_Geek]

Que ganas de hacer un salto bungee pero sin la cuerda...

[𝐈𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐀𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐌𝐢𝐚 @InesBetancur1]

🚨🇧🇷 TRAGEDIA EN BRASIL: Una joven de 21 años, Maria Eduarda Rodrigues de Freitas, murió tras caer de 40 metros en la "Ponte do Esqueleto" (Limeira, São Paulo).
Los operadores de la empresa "Entre Cordas" la levantaron en posición "superman" y la lanzaron al vacío olvidando por completo enganchar su cuerda de seguridad al arnés.

Tras el impacto fulminante, dos instructores intentaron huir por el bosque, pero la policía los capturó con helicópteros. Ya hay 6 detenidos. La empresa borró todas sus redes sociales de inmediato.

El lugar es un puente abandonado no regulado pero muy popular para el 'rope jump'.
#Brasil #Limeira #PonteDoEsqueleto #Noticias

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle.

I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well.

The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing.

They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets.

Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament.

His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it.

He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps.

Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront?

Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission.

The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique.

They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes.

I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working.

Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold.

You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion.

There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business.

The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew.

Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside.

They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure.

Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon.

And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did.

He says everyone comes back to the table.

We're the only planet with the belt.

[OMi-X @Seudo_Geek]

Pagó por la experiencia pero no compró el paquete premium para llevar la cuerda. 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

[SPACE LIBERDADE  @NewsLiberdade]

🚨URGENTE - Mulher morre após funcionários esquecerem da corda no salto de rope jump e a jogarem de 40 metros de altura, em Limeira, SP

[OMi-X @Seudo_Geek]

Diablos, tenia que ser en horas de oficina..

[🥊𝕳 BARRAS DEL MUNDO ⚽🍺 @Barras_LATAM]

🇺🇸🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Una VIDENTE advierte que el próximo 24 de Junio, mientras se esté jugando el partido entre Brasil y Escocia, HABRA UNA INVASIÓN EXTRATERRESTRE, y MILLONES de personas serán ABDUCIDAS.

[OMi-X @Seudo_Geek]

Escucho borroso...

[OMi-X @Seudo_Geek]

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

[Pop Core @TheePopCore]

President Claudia Sheinbaum donated her ticket, numbered 001, to a young Indigenous woman, becoming the first head of state in history to miss the opening match of a FIFA World Cup hosted by their own country.

[OMi-X @Seudo_Geek]

Le sabe a los videos, a negocios, no tanto...

[¿Por qué es tendencia en México? @TendenciasMX]

Luisito Comunica lo admite: dio 400 mil en soborno a sus empleados sin utilidades.
🤨
Las ganancias las usó para reubicar un restaurante en números rojos y abrir otro.
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¿Confesó una administración fraudulenta el pndejete?
😳

[Serkan Tanyildizi @srkntnyldz]

Yemen'de en tehlikeli dağ yamaçlarına tırmanmasıyla tanınan "Örümcek Adamı" için trajik bir son oldu; ülkenin merkezindeki Damt şehrinde sönmüş bir volkanın kraterine düştü.

Yemen Sivil Savunması, ekiplerinin kraterin sıcak, kükürtlü sularında cesedini aramaya devam ettiğini belirtti.