Seven ↭ parody.

↭ ↭ ↭ ⊷⊶ ↭ ⊷ ↭⋄Captain, Ex-Fenris Ranger⋄↭ ⊶ ↭ ⊷⊶ ↭ ↭ ↭ Ships with: Raffi, B’Elanna or Janeway. MDNI. PARODY.

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

𝒮𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 (⁷⁄₉)

“Do not call me Annika, there is no one here by that name.”

𝘼𝙣𝙮 𝙚𝙧𝙖, 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣/𝙖𝙪, 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙢.
18+ 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄. 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 &/𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨.

⠀↻ & ♡
-Appreciated-

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

“You wouldn’t have me any other way Raf.” Seven gave the commander a wink.

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

The commander groaned and shoved a finger in each of her ears, loudly humming to block out Seven’s words.

“You’re vile.”

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

“Sausage, sausage, sausage.” Seven teased, she couldn’t help it, Raffi was a pain in her ass… a very cute, very attractive… pain in her ass.

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

“If you don’t stop saying the word sausage, yours is going to go cold.”

Raffi made a mock gagging noise, lip twitching a bit in disgust. “Please, for the love of god. I’ll deal with Kathryn, it’s not hard to make things up to her. Or to distract her.”

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

“With what? You lack the sausage, and if past experience is anything to go by with her. Gagging her with other suitable items has been rather futile.” The blonde let out a low chuckle, shaking her head.

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

Raffi rolled her eyes, arms crossing over her chest.

“If she’s not careful, I’ll gag her when she’s least expecting it.”

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

“Probably not.” Seven gave her wife a lopsided grin.

“Kathryn is going to enjoy every second of it, that is for certain.”

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

“It is, Captain.”

The commander shifted in her seat, tilting her head slightly to the side. “I’m never going to hear the end of this, am I?”

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

“Authority figures…” Seven repeated, right brow arching as the words left her lips.

“Mm, that’s one way of putting it.”

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

“What can I say?” Raffi huffed softly against her palms before lifting her head up, looking at her wife.

“I just have a thing for authority figures.”

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

“No judgement here, however I do believe that Kathryn is going to make you suffer for her own amusement.” Seven gave the other woman a nudge with her elbow.

“Wolfe is quite attractive, decent choice.”

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

“Seven, please.”

Raffi groaned loudly, dropping her head into her hands. “You were off with Kathryn, I got lonely. You both said I could play, without listing any rules.”

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

One sausage not enough for you?

Seven was an absolute menace.

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

Uh…

Just… shut up. I’m going to start drinking again.

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

Well that’s what you’ve been doing, is it not?

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

Ugh.

Please don’t ever say ‘hide the sausage’ again.

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

Uh, no I don’t think I will.

You want to play hide the, what was it?
A vulgar old saying.

Sausage, that’s it. Hide the sausage with Wolfe. Then you get what you get, and that may or may not involve you getting teased. Mercilessly.

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

I.

Shut up.

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

Because you’ve been screwing Wolfe?

That seems a little dramatic
don’t you think?

[Raffi (Parody.) @MoodyMusiker]

I am just going to open the airlock now and throw myself out.

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

My ears were burning.

[Adm. Janeway (parody) @TheLoneAdmiral]

Oh honey, Seven is the least of your worries right now.

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

@MoodyMusiker @TheLoneAdmiral “Oh relax, you just need to let yourself decompress… not continue to worry about every minor inconvenience.” Seven gave Raffi a look.

“Really, you are even overthinking more than I do.”

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

@MoodyMusiker @TheLoneAdmiral “Mmm, that happens.” Seven replied, kissing the other woman on the forehead.

“She’s… got a pull. It’s overwhelming. She’s like a planet with her own gravitational pull. It’s intoxication. So, you are forgiven.”

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

@MoodyMusiker @TheLoneAdmiral - crawling in bed next to her.

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

@MoodyMusiker @TheLoneAdmiral Seven let out a sigh of relief at Raffi’s soft words, the ex-borg was hardened… on the outside. On the inside? She was as soft as semi melted butter for the woman she loved.

“I was hoping you would say that.” she replied, walking over to Raffi and
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[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

@MoodyMusiker @TheLoneAdmiral - most appealing thought

“I need you.” she added more context to her initial reply.

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

@MoodyMusiker @TheLoneAdmiral “You.” Seven replied, her eyes fixed on the other woman. Raffi had appeared to have completely sobered up, which was a relief. The thought of chasing the other woman around the ship while she wreaked havoc, was… well… it wasn’t the
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[Deanna Troi- Riker @BetazoidEmpathy]

Deanna Troi

Lt Commander/Commander, Councelor and Diplomatic Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. Half Human, Half Betazoid. Loves chocolate and spending time with her Imzadi @REDALERTIING �� Hates being called aristocratic and getting surprise visits from her mother.

[Seven ↭ parody. @SevenOfSolitude]

@MoodyMusiker @TheLoneAdmiral “Nothing important.” Seven stood up, looking around.

“I need… where is your toolbox. The little blue one?” she asked, today was going to be a long day.