in 7th grade weezer's blue album came out, and we had to write an educational song parody for science class and my group's was like, 'oo wee oo i got tapeworms in my body'
when i was in middle school my stupid white ass would watch those videos about japanese urban legends and then be too scared to sleep knowing damn well i live in new jersey and hachishakusama probably doesn’t have a passport
black americans are so much better than me because if i had to deal with white americans constantly disrespecting my culture just to have every other country constantly stealing that same culture just to call me cultureless I think I'd enter a murderous rampage