Sasha Hohenbach Salm

Representative Fixer of Multicrack Office, Seventh Kindred sometimes.
Schrödinger's Bloodfiend.

Satire or serious whenever deem fit.

@ilovesashalcb

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

⠀𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚙 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝.

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

⠀𝖮𝗇𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖨 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖽𝗂𝖾. 𝖨 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖺, 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾, 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖺 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖨 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗈𝖿 -- 𝖺 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗍 𝗈𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋.

𝚂𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚘𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚖 ₁₄₄

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

// forgot to tag 😂😂😂😂 this will make me quit parodying again for the next 8 months

@sinner_665

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

As she closes up her Office for the night, she sees a flicker.

' H-huh...? C-Creedy, you look like shit...! '

She backs off a bit -- out of confusion? fear? How rude.

' What kind of implants did they get ya? '

She tries to reapproach him, worried and uncomfortable.

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

that is her own mechanical heartbeat. Each step she takes is wary, expecting to be struck down any moment.

' C-can I even disassemble this? '

She tries to inspect him up close, but as he extends his arm... She flinched away.

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

' A-assistance? I... I don't know what models this is... '

She begins to stammer, scared of what to do. She assumed a defensive stance just in case.

' I don't know what model... you are... '

The metal screeching and LED overwhelm her senses, the only thing she hears beyond --

[Camille woawow @Camille_Archive]

What’s her problem???

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

@Camille_CinqWS3 Happy Halloween to you as well, pal!

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

My three favorite Wings.

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

@SUBJECTVEREALTY // Gregsetti #will be the next niche thing

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

@zweicinq I do.

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

@GARDENOFTH0RNS I'm ready.

[ProjectMoon Anything Bot @PMAnythingBot]

Sasha is wanted for committing 27 war crimes during the Smoke War.

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

So how 'bout it? Any of y'all folks like my new set of vocals? It wasn't cheap, I'll tell you that much!

[Giorgi -- LCR Cast No. 19 📰 @IncurablyGone]

/| An Elementary Pinned Of Sorrow. |\
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/| ART OF GIORGI BY @/fuzzybunny2223, WHILE THE BACKGROUND ART BELONGS TO @/11vein !! |\

[Sasha Hohenbach Salm @SeventhKindred]

Tears your heart and bites it

[kelsey's magical wits of wonder @ilovesashalcb]

Fuck you guys actually, CSP Fact of the Day #5, two this time. Despite implying in text that they use full body prosthetics, UT1 of the IDs contradict these, Heathcliff uses a mask which shows skin underneath, and Faust, despite having Sasha's chrome neck -- is clear in UT1???