SarveshSnape

A mote of dust, suspended in the sunbeam

[SarveshSnape @SeveresSnape90]

@Swiggy - I have understood that you do not care about your users.
1. You don’t care if your customers are wait 30mins for an order that didn’t even get placed.
2. You blatantly lie to your customers. Bolt delivery fails and you bribe us with a voucher.

Absolutely pathetic🙏

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@elonmusk It’ll be so funny if the underlying tech on Raspberry Pi

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@shibhhuu That ain’t no innocence. He’s laying a trap for his homies.

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@maddy4617 @swati_gs @BarackObama Bro, this is like calling HDFC customer care because your ICICI Bank net banking is not working.

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@stephsecretwit

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@swishtee That one year I make a NY plan and you tweet this…🤷🏼‍♂️

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@MillsReggie What’s the ETA? TAT?

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@Riocasm Roothe hue Mamaji.

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@Luka_Godric @LucasNavarreteM Boooooo 👎🏻👎🏻

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@radhikajethlia An SMS from HDFC Bank that I regularly receive on 1st of every month.

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@aaraynsh That that heart emoji out, and you’ll sound like a jealous husband who’s wife earns more than you.

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@Paytm0paytm Bhai tu late ho gya. Mene toh kabh ke bech diye.

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@theshrutingstar Someone who can pay his home loan EMIs.

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@VishalDayama Search this: “Top 10 reasons to apply for PayTM IPO”

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@ParikPatelCFA Maybe she had a tough time remembering you name.

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@nids_11 I wish more people could understand this. 😞

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@MakeItAQuote

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You can say a guy has attained maturity when he stops wearing shorts to every damn occasion.

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@MakeItAQuote

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Is there any organisation that decides which colour is what colour? Cuz I’m hella confused right now.

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@MakeItAQuote

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There should be two Saturdays instead of a Sunday

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@MakeItAQuote

[SarveshSnape @SeveresSnape90]

If you want your ears to deceive your eyes, listen to a Sean Paul song and then immediately read the lyrics.