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caw. also sevnthcrow on coso and bsky

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New favorite line I’m spreading around the office: “We can’t fix stupid but we can give it a court date.” 🤣

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@TeamRetrogue Unrelated, my Clefairy squishmallow has been in shipping limbo since 12/6 😭😭😭

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@TeamRetrogue Omg the cows in that game were so cute! And I can still picture the day the hurricane took down my barn.

I just got an Arcadian so we’ll see what retro game I fixate on soon 😆

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@TeamRetrogue SQUEEEEEE I’ve been waiting on the Clefairy!!!

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Every time I log in now he’s done something new to drive me back off. Also there should be a dumpster fire emoji.

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@Legalala Sending love ❤️

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@GeorgeTakei It’s telling me I have to subscribe to see tweets of yours already.

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Atty emailed me today letting me know he’s filing a pseudonym case, then the local news let me know yet another election in this city is going to be contested and they’re filing tomorrow. So my day is already shot and it hasn’t even started💀

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@WimminsRea

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@xylonkinder We had these “pizza rolls” that were basically a lot of sauce in an egg roll wrapper. I miss them.

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If you thought I was irrationally mad about the stop sign you should see how fired up I am about the legit NASA poster of Buzz Aldrin on the moon suddenly missing from where it should be in the kid bedroom as it has been since he was on the goddamned moon

I have issues, I know.

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YO. I was annoyed at a new stop sign unnecessarily disrupting my natural state of things in VT. Someone removed the poster of Buzz on the moon that’s been in the bedroom since my dad & sibs fought about those beds. I’m about to email yell at ~875 cousins to find out who has it.

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I keep telling the clan we can pay upkeep for this property with shi shi clay masks

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Thunderstorms 💚⛈️

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I think the trooper that got me doing 85 is either a Phish or Star Trek fan & appreciated my car’s decorations because he was grinning the whole exchange and just gave me a warning. I am not cute enough to pull that off on my smile alone.

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There is suddenly a stop sign where one of the dirt roads meets paved and my curmudgeonly old ass is annoyed. We made it 40+ years without one in my lifetime alone

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Dang my VT trips are usually early June and mid October, I’m not used to being sweaty up here

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Lmao

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they got traumatised 💀

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Coworker gave me what she said was a bell pepper from her mom’s garden… the fact my salad is burning my mouth makes me think that was a mistake 🔥

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I left Home Depot without even looking at the plants, write this date down

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Lmao I’m really shocked we haven’t seen a Motion to Go Fuck Yourselves here