Sevran Noel

welcome to typo city

[Sevran Noel @SevranK]

The truth is a slippery slope to tread when you're over your head.

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Hey @rarebeauty I love your company but I was really disappointed when my brand new highlighter literally disintegrated inside my makeup bag after 2 uses. It was never dropped or mishandled just in the bag with my other products which are now coated your product. Can we fix this?

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I have definitely been sleeping on klondike bars as a little sweet treat

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I fear i have been sleeping on the kid laroi

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so is everyone just in debt to ez pass too?.. #whenistheclassaction

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Listening to Olivia Dean feels like watching a peak 2000’s romcom

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I just got back from London for the first time and all I know is you brits were really doing something with that Colin the Caterpillar 🐛 @marksandspencer

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The most diabolical piece of cinema ever has to be in the Hannah Montana movie, at the end, when she takes off her wig and reveals herself as Miley and a stage hand immediately walks out and removes Hannah’s glitter mic stand and replaces it for a plain back one.

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I think one of my biggest regrets is giving away my iPod nano and my Nintendo DS and that’s just something I’ll always have to live with…

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I got a goodnight’s sleep and did Pilates this morning. I kid you not I feel like a whole different person

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Nothing personal against almond milk, but now that all the influencer girlies are coming back around on whole milk it makes me really sad for all those years I wasted not drinking whole milk because the almond milk lobbyists convinced me that dairy was bad for you.

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Having intense regrets about ripping all my nail polish off in the shower just now

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Dunkin, I am begging you to add the egg and cheese wake up wraps back as an option to the $6 meal deal. It is my life line before work. Please 🙏🏻 @dunkindonuts

[Sevran Noel @SevranK]

Thank you @ChipotleTweets for your speedy customer service. It is always so nice when a brand cares about its customer satisfaction. Can’t wait to enjoy a nice burrito bowl🌯🌯

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I didn’t know you @ChipotleTweets points expire and now I am really annoyed because I was almost to a burrito bowl and I just logged on and now I am at zero. What the fuck??

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I just realized I never ate a plum this summer and I am devestated

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I would like to thank @SabrinaAnnLynn for creating the song Sugar Talking. Something about it really soothes my adhd brain and allowed me to clean my house today. I’m not ashamed to say I listened to it on repeat for 3 hours. You’re welcome for the streams.

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lives were changed. the world shifted. history was made.

[Sevran Noel @SevranK]

Hey @Mets, can you put some respect on my boy Brett Baty and get him a ready to wear jersey on the mlb shop? He’s the only player without one. With all the work he’s been putting in this is so f*cked! Thank you. #ibelieveinbrettbaty

[Sevran Noel @SevranK]

The live version of sparks by cold play has changed be for life

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Florescent lighting should be illegal