SewaDoingLife

I love two things greatly; writing poetry/stories and (Nutrition) Cheffing in the kitchen.

[SewaDoingLife @Sewa_DoingLife]

A decent amount of my “hahahahas” are not real. Be guided

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Just a friendly reminder because social media will have you confused.

- Men need women.
- Women need men.
- 50/50, 100/0, 70/30 is cool - DO YOU!
- A cheater will cheat on anyone.
- Being single is fine if you're happy.
- There is nothing wrong with a 9-5.
- Health is wealth.
- Social Media is not real.

[SewaDoingLife @Sewa_DoingLife]

@ThaYaw 😘

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Full intro for the male chef and introduce him as Chef X then no intro and call me Imoteda Aladekomo.

12 years into my journey and at a food event???

Misogyny ya were gan

[SewaDoingLife @Sewa_DoingLife]

This one that you are sending love and kiss emoji. Nothing for you oh.. 😂

[SewaDoingLife @Sewa_DoingLife]

MTN God abeg

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

You watch someone murder a man because they are gay. You applaud it. He deserves it. Why im sef dey do gay?

The next day, that person, who has developed an appetite for blood, kills your family member. You start wailing.

Did you not let a murderer loose?

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Ordered kitchen stuff from Temu. It’s been in Nigeria for over 2 weeks. No attempts to deliver.
Some guy calls me from Sharp courier today saying they’ve been trying to deliver for weeks but can’t reach me so I should give him money to come deliver for me personally.

SMH!

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

Dude saw that his ex had moved on, gotten married and left him behind - and was so hurt that he went on a podcast to cry because tearing down her image was the only option he had left. Did this while leaving out that he was a cheating, battering, no-good-sex-having husband.

[Mubashir. @Sheromalik]

Divorce rates are high in this generation for just one reason, women today have stopped normalising physical and mental abuse post marriage. In past cheating, emotional trauma and abandonment weren’t considered a thing but now these are unacceptable. Other factors are secondary.

[Mubashir. @Sheromalik]

@maidenofanguish Hahaha 😂 amazed at their ignorance and stupidity. Atleast i have the guts to call out what’s wrong

[Elliot @elliot_solution]

A Nigerian man was working as a cashier at a DIY (hardware) store in London.

He was caught letting his wife steal £200 worth of materials.

Both convicted.

One year later he was arrested again.

This time at Euston station with another man’s stolen credit card.

Convicted again.

He returned to Nigeria.

And he ran for governor of Delta State.

Nigerian law said you cannot run if you have a criminal conviction.

He forged his date of birth on his passport to hide his UK record.

Nobody checked.

He won. 😂😂😂

His official salary as governor was $25,000 a year.

He bought six properties in London. A mansion in Johannesburg. Properties in Washington and Houston. A private jet worth $20 million. A Bentley. A Maybach. A fleet of armoured Range Rovers.

His American Express bills showed he spent tens of thousands of dollars every single month on luxury hotels, clubs and shopping.

In 2007 Nigeria’s anti-corruption chief accused him of stealing $250 million from Delta State.

Ibori offered the EFCC chairman $15 million in cash to drop the case.

The chairman pretended to accept.

Then deposited the cash at the Central Bank.

Nigerian courts still acquitted him on all 170 charges.

He ran. Escaped to Dubai. A mob of his supporters fought off the police trying to arrest him.

Interpol caught him in Dubai.

The UK extradited him.

In 2012 he pleaded guilty in a London court.

The judge called the £50 million he admitted to stealing “ludicrously low.”

He was sentenced to 13 years.

Served half.

Returned to Nigeria in 2017.

A sitting senator was in the crowd that welcomed him home.

His name is James Ibori.

Nigeria never convicted him once.

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[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

These problems plaguing Nigeria cannot be prayed away. God wants us to fight back.

[SewaDoingLife @Sewa_DoingLife]

@Rene_noire 😂

[Chisom.Obiekwe @somaaobiekwe]

PLEASE DONT VOTE TINUBU. PLEASE

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

"Why is Dangote's fuel price increasing?"

WHAT ABOUT DANGOTE EVER GAVE YOU GUYS THE IDEA THAT HE WAS THIS ALTRUISTIC GOD WHO DOES THINGS FOR THE GOOD OF THE COMMON MAN???

Y'all thought a billionaire who makes his billions by ensuring he has no competition was gonna what???

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Don't let anybody gaslight you. What is happening in Nigeria is not normal.

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

100k penalty for late filing of taxes? In a low income country where minimum wage is 70k?

We are dealing with demons.

[Jola @Jollz]

I actually want power from national grid. I don’t want solar or inverter. I want my country to work. Shitty ass place that makes your co sufferers talk down at you for not being able to figure out or hustle solutions for government incompetence. Foolish place I hate it hereeeeeee

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

Please as you guys are advising us to get solar, ask for our account numbers to transfer the funds to get em.

Motor o ni jam wa o. Ki e ma shoriburuku.