Patty the Shrimp

“I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular ghost shrimp set in a tank of neon tetras.”
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Patty the Shrimp- A Memorial Post https://t.co/Csi01Neq0G

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So thankful for Wally today after the filter almost ate him Monday.I told him filter dancing is risky #Blessed #CloseCall #LivingOnTheEdge

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All those water changes must be making everyone feel good,Joe hasnt been this energetic in weeks #WaterChangesForTheWin #NoMoreNitrites #Yay

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Ghost Shrimps? https://t.co/x52PMqrTzy

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A tribute to Jesse's extraordinary life will be released soon. #InTheArmsOfAnAngelfish #RIPJesse #PleaseNeverAgain #SoSad #WeMayNeverHeal

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It is with a sad heart that I must announce the passing of Jesse last night. She will be missed #SheWasAJollyGoodShrimp #RIPJesse #NotAgain

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I love water changes!Theyre like a breath of fresh air...expect there's no air cause I can't breath that stuff #NewWater #BreathingFine #Yay

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HR tried to fight me today. That punk! And people wonder why I'm not always fond of fish... #FishAreTheWorse #FightClub #ICanTakeHim #LetsGo

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Congrats to Jesse on her first molting!! We wish you many happy and healthy days in your new exoskeleton! #Molting #GrowingUp #Yummy #Softy

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Update to the day 2 update:
The humans have returned!!! WE'RE SAVED!!! The sun has returned and its raining food!! #Saved #ILoveHumans #Food

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Day 2 update:
Its so cold.Weve resorted to swimming in circles to stay warm.The taste of food is but a distant memory #Help #Dying #TheEnd

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Day 2 without humans:
There hasn't been food for weeks.The sun hasn't shown for 6 years.We may soon have to eat Barry #Starving #Death #Help

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Day 1 without humans:
Jesse,Wally, and I have been chilling all day.The tetras just swam in circles like losers #FishAreStupid #Party #Free

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Me:The humans are gone! You know what that means Barry?!
Barry:*blank stare, swims into wall*
Me: ITS PARTY TIME! #Yay #LetsGo #FishAreLame

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We got two new neon tetras on Saturday! Welcome to Eddy and H.R.! #FishAreCoolSometimes #DontDieAgain #ImStillTheQueen

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Have you ever thought about where your food comes from? Mine falls from the sky like fish flake snow!
#GiantsInTheSky #FeedMe #FishforDinner

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Do you ever feel like you're being watched? Yeah, me neither.
Anyway, look me up on Youtube!
https://t.co/dNsKasQkA0
#fame #Immabeastar #yay

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68 degrees?? Its practically Antarctica in here!! I'm a tropical creature!#cranktheheat #freezingmygills #coldasice #Imnotpaidenough

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It was 74 degrees in here yesterday, now its only 72! #makeupyourmind #coldfront #wegonnafreeze #tornadoseason

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Wally,why are dancing on the filter intake? #hesjustakid #youcoulddie #groovin