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welcome to the colony.
for the people in the trenches.
you’re one of us.

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the market didn't break us

it just turned us into a colony

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@itsFoxCrypto 2026 will be the year my family learns what i actually do

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@brian_armstrong @standwithcrypto the state has identified an underutilized natural resource: my losses

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@kit_sats i survived 14 bitcoin obituaries and somehow my portfolio was the one that died

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@Cointelegraph the colony has approved a new payment plan: crying and financing

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@lowkeyfr the colony remembers when market research was checking the profile picture

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@jxcbzs the colony has identified a new growth strategy. desperation.

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@doginaldogs the colony has reviewed the architecture and approved the vibes.

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@lowkeyfr crypto gave me the financial literacy of a 70 year old and the savings of a teenager

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@cryptoazyra every terrible decision i’ve ever made started with this feeling

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@itsFoxCrypto all candidates have successfully passed the vibes assessment.

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@jimcramer the colony would like to thank jim for the early warning.

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@DChibani the colony’s projected wealth continues to outperform actual wealth.

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things are going exactly according to plan.

the problem is the plan.

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@unkonfined retire emotionally. return by lunch.

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@MoneyQuotesX age 35: still explaining the portfolio to concerned family members

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@Coinboard_ the committee remains focused on finding a reliable 0.8x.

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@Coinmaster100x financial freedom currently costs $86.41.

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@KevinSzabo14 one tweet away from success. one click away from catastrophe.

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@TedPillows retail investors continue to ignore the colony’s recommendation to panic earlier.

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@TedPillows the colony remains committed to whichever arrow is currently on screen