Sex in the Pretty

Beautiful, but not a model. Sexual, but not a whore. I'd probably like you, if only you tried harder. Oh, and sex isn't dirty. Unless you like it that way.

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Snooki's legs.

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage time period since I last had sex.

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage his penis. Yes, *even* his.

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

@singlecityguy there are some lines I don't like to cross.

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

If Oscar Wilde would disapprove, odds are, I do too. #uneducated #underdressed

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

Oh hey btw, I'm about to fly over there just so I can ignore YOU. #X

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

@singlecityguy he works there. Is that a little less creepy? Pretty sure he was hired to lure in unsuspecting ladies like myself...

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

If you have to talk about your tax bracket... You're probably in the wrong one.

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

Why yes, I did join the gym solely for the purpose of checking you out every.single.day. #notcreepy

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

I've known you 5 minutes, so asking whether we can go "have a cup of coffee" at my place is entirely out of line. #goodbye

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

#firstworldproblems

[Caroline C. @ComplicateClass]

You are what you tweet.

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

@singlecityguy I should try to venture down, sometime.

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

@singlecityguy all of the above...and more.

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

Who told you it was ok to wear that?

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

Calories: (noun) Tiny ugly creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

[Anthropophobia @walkswhenchased]

There's never enough vodka…

Or bacon

[Pretty Girl Problems @PrettyGrlProb]

My sunglasses move my headband whenever I combine the two.#pgp

[Sex in the Pretty @SexInThePretty]

That's 3 fuck buddies who've ended things today. It's like suddenly, boys have collectively remembered they have a conscience (and a gf!)